Scott Kempik

Freelance artist

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Blows my mind how many incredible unsigned artists there are out there literally paying out their own pocket to provide us with music for free and most folk ignore it and listen to millionaires rap about their genitalia 😭

[Scott Kempik @scottkempik]

The wife slept in so I got our toddler to go scoosh her with Febreeze.

I thought she would wake up fresh but she’s fucking raging.

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blowin’ a hoolie is excellent patter

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The cost of living in the uk is slowly turning me into Tam Mullen.

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It’s September I’ll no need sun cream

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What you upto?

No much mate just…

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My Dad had my wee cousin out as an apprentice on the tools for a week for work experience.

He says he had to nickname him E.T cause he kept asking when he was going home 😂

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All of Scotland right now

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Wee guys intae everything

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Clickbait at is finest 😂

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Possibly the greatest (unreleased) song of all time https://t.co/SF7ZAZfdvY

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@FionaABrand Not only that but I’ll make sure we get an interview with the bear 😂

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This sounds like it could be the best movie ever made.

And it will be Ray Liotta’s final film so I really hope it is.

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My birds Da just sent her a video of a lassie ploughing herself 🤦‍♂️

Collette/Colin easy mistake eh 😂

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@waynepancake Ross smokes them. Least he’s not a vegan

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BBChimnea

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Guy selling a chimnea on marketplace has managed to frame it to look like a big veiny boaby

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Is it just me that thinks @PaoloNutini’s new music is some of his best? Not getting talked about nearly enough

[Scott Kempik @scottkempik]

I’ve created a blog for people to share their stories and experiences relating to mental health. I would be super grateful to anyone who shares this. I really think it could help people.

https://t.co/g7ReF1bPzy

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?”

It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality.

[Scott Kempik @scottkempik]

I’m no life expert but if I can give anyone advise it’s this…

Find something you love doing and find a way to make it a career.

Find someone you love being with and be with them as much as you can.

We’re all dead soon so might as well enjoy this shit as much as possible.