If anyone smelled burning rubber in the Sobeys area earlier this evening it’s just because Logan’s truck was on fire because I DROVE TO BARRINGTON WITH THE E BRAKE ON no big deal tho
sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out
Just asked Emma if she wanted a puppy and she said “YEAH!! OKAY!! LET’S GO MOMMY!” So basically we are going to have a dog farm and live happily ever after 😍😍😍 #likemotherlikedaughter
Describing parenthood is the only time I will ever use piss, shit, and a whole lotta love in the same sentence. Side note: potty training day 1 round 58943589 started today 🙃
When people ask me if my hair is extensions in the back of my head I’m like yooo the $3.48 currently in my bank account would not cover extensions girl, this is real hair 😂
Sooooo until today I thought NWT was a clothing brand but come to find out it means ‘new with tags’ 😂 I can’t even with myself sometimes #iaintdownwiththeyardsalesitelingo
one of the small neighbor humans. was outside. blowing magic rainbow spheres. so of course i went over to investigate. i know they were magic. because every time i tried to catch one. it disappeared. i have since concluded. that this small neighbor human. is a wizard
One of life’s greatest mysteries to me is how some people just don’t drink water. Like whut? How are you alive right now? Why aren’t you thirsty? I have so many questions and concerns