Scott Landers

Trying to make twitter a little more positive.
#Pharmacist #GoCougs #Dodgers #Geocaching #TeamWorldVision

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

Begin a journey of personal and global transformation by signing up today! You & the world will be forever changed when you start moving to provide life-changing clean water to the developing world. Join me on the team now! https://t.co/9Y81PnVX0l via @DonorDrive @WorldVisionUSA

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

@bordeauxyoutube @BarstoolWazzu Following to see how this plays out. #GoCougs

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

@USGeocaching A8. Working in retail health care, I can never leave the office early for anything. A local cacher works in HVAC and that has opened up many opportunities for him to talk to business owners about placing caches on their property while he fixes their coolers.
#usgeocachinghour

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

@USGeocaching A7. We started geocaching to keep our kids moving down the trail when they were little. Now that they are adults, we are hoping to spend less time working and more time hiking outdoors. #usgeocachinghour

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

@USGeocaching A6. Lots of trails nearby. I just checked the Pismo Preserve trail system and there's lots of new caches that I need to find on that hillside. #usgeocachinghour

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

@USGeocaching A4. I live on the central coast of California, so I have found a number of caches at the beach. We also participated in an AdLab Art project that is completely accessible from the beach and boardwalk in Pismo Beach if you want to count that.
#usgeocachinghour

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

@USGeocaching A2. What is the name of a container originally designed to hold nitroglycerin tablets for heart patients that is now commonly used as a micro geocache?
#usgeocachinghour

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

@USGeocaching A1. No I've been working too much and not caching enough, but I have seen and heard of a bunch of tick bites this year. They are everywhere on the trails. #usgeocachinghour

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

CAL POLY MADE IT LOOK EASY!

The Mustangs sweep through the LA Regional to make their first Supers ever 👏

[Cal Poly Baseball @CalPolyBSB]

EARNED IT IN LA.
TICKET PUNCHED TO SUPERS. 🎟️

#RideHigh

[Mid-Majors on D1Baseball @midmajors_d1]

.@CalPolyBSB IS SUPERS BOUND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY 🐴

🤝 @soldier_sports

[Cal Poly Baseball @CalPolyBSB]

Setting the tone early 👊

The Stangs advance to the winners’ bracket!

#RideHigh

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

@EM_Creates @Dodgers All I see is LR

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

12:01am missile launch of unarmed Minuteman III ICBM from Vandenberg SFB

[Air Force Global Strike Command @AFGlobalStrike]

An operational test launch of an @AFGlobalStrike unarmed Minuteman III #ICBM is scheduled from VSFB on May 20 between 12:01-6:01 am PDT. This test is routine & was scheduled years in advance.
@US_STRATCOM | @usairforce | @USSpaceForce | @SLDelta30 | #GT256
https://t.co/fcTqSyvNqo

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

@vcdgf555 @RS_1465 Sounds like it is still too cold for ice cream at the farm stand 😔 but I hope you got lots of good shots. Hopefully they were working down in Coupeville too.

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

@kingcharlescam @rachelvscott Is this AI Colin Jost doing a cold open on @nbcsnl ?

[Your Own Backyard Podcast @YOBPodcast]

Day 2: Investigators began arriving on scene shortly before 9am to continue their search of Susan Flores’ house. No activity yet.

Due to popular demand, I will live stream on Instagram later today and try to answer as many questions as I can while I’m here. Link below 👇🏼

[Scott Landers @scottlanders]

@YOBPodcast We drove by tonight and saw a pair of porta-pottys on a trailer in front of the house. Were they already there for the construction workers Improving the sidewalks and medians on Branch? Not related to work on the warrants?

[Your Own Backyard Podcast @YOBPodcast]

BREAKING: San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Office is currently executing a search warrant at the Arroyo Grande home of Susan Flores. She was served on her doorstep at 7:05am and left at 8:02am.

🧵👇🏼

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???