The Minister and I had just held a socially distanced jumble sale that raised a two figure sum for the church’s roof, we had a well deserved evening off and this is the thanks we get from the gutter press. It’s ridiculous, it’s harassment and it has to stop.
I feel sorry for that Professor who lost his job for shagging during the lockdown. He should've just said he was worried his penis had stopped working and he wanted to double check.