Scott Moler

[Scott Moler @ScottMoler]

@PhysInHistory Time is what separates musical notes.

[Scott Moler @ScottMoler]

@MrPitbull07 Its really not that hard to make your own clothespins, just need the right spring.

[Ronit Pereira @CAronitpereira]

In 1999, Warren and Charlie were asked how did they feel being so Rich.

Charlie Munger:

“Some people get it wrong …I play golf with a guy who says - ‘What good is Health, if you can’t buy money with it.” 😂

Warren Buffett:

“There’s no difference between how I and a college student lives, I certainly eat the same food as they do, I can guarantee you that.”

“I watch the same super bowl, I’ve got AC in summers and heaters in winters like most of you do. Only difference is in the way I travel - that’s Net Jets.” 😂

Best duo standup comedians.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Worst slide I’ve ever seen goes to this dude 😂

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

An old cowboy owned a small ranch in New Mexico. The New Mexico Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.

“Well,” replied the rancher, “There’s my ranch hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board.
Then there’s the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.”

“That’s the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,” says the agent.

“That would be me,” replied the rancher.

[Scott Moler @ScottMoler]

@wildwellings Cover with porcelain tile?

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@buildwitt Seems like it would be more efficient and environmentally friendly to use a vacuum or a screw pump to transfer the silt. What do they do with it now?

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@420Garage @HVNYrefugee Agree. Id say the same about northern pike. Even less people understand that.

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@For_Film_Fans I remember this airing on HTN (home theatre network). Way over my 6 year old head. Turn it back to Firefox or Superman 2 or Wrath of Khan.

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@SonnenburgChris @alphafox We learned if you taped the forward joystick and fire button with a nes max controller on repeat or some such thing as you ran into a certain wall it would accumulate kills and lives. We woke up to 99 lives. Like a week later the cheat code released and stole our glory.

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@Bubblebathgirl I know Im probably embarrassing myself but I really have no idea who this is.

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ You might be missing alot of the fine details in your kid's game if youre not there by the dugout to be a part of the process. You might also make it awkward for the kid in left field when he drops the ball 10 feet in front of you.

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@ClownWorld I made a station perform this test once.I had recently bought a chevy truck with two tanks.I filled the RH tank previously from E with 15gal,so I knew its capacity. Later,I repeated the fill on LH SIDE..now 17 gal.Thats when I learned they might put 2 diff size tanks in a truck.

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@TheStingisBack I have to see this movie!

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@American_Rome @alphafox And Im sorry by the way.

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@American_Rome @alphafox Maybe he was afraid to be vulnerable. That invites rejection or shame. No one can be trusted to witness the shame. Most dont want to hear of anothers weakness because there is no effective remedy except love, which is the hard part.

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@MissinRoyko He feels zero responsibility for the mayhem. There will be no overthrow. The people think this moron has their backs. They believe his plasticky b.s. and cheer his TDS. We have to do more and even that wont be enough Im afraid. Where is a real opposing candidate?

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@realBlagojevich Blago, one of the things that really peeved me when you were gov was the signs that someone thought necessary to place across every IPASS toll booth that proclaimed your name, at a cost of over $100mil. Then they were removed. But Ill admit, those were the days.

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@Liberfach0 Try that in chiner.

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@0nlyk1tt3n You can talk to 3 different people and get 4 ideas about how to do something.