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Only even keeping this account so I can read dramatic tweet threads on occasion without dealing with the "log in now to keep reading" popups

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@GoKineticFiber your tech support is absolute garbage. Zero attempts to fix the issue, just “you should call Google” followed by “you can pay us $5 for premium tech support.” The issue is on your end, what kind of customer service is this???

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@lufthansa any particular reason the $27 WiFi for a long haul flight doesn’t allow iMessage to go through? Sort of defeats the entire purpose of paying for the service in my opinion.

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@richcastle66 I dunno man, Tristan’s got pretty normal size hands but plays some wild chords. I think his fingers are just extra bendy lmao

[Sometime in February @sometimefeb]

Me - “Okay guys, I think I’ve written the successor to Third Wind, really stepped it up!”

Morgan: Scott:

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@gooded_cheese That time you said “douchebag” at mine and Grant’s request is still one of my favorite NY memories 😂 you were like “gimme a minute” and it had the power of a bomb dropping when you said it. I dunno if you even remember but I do lol

[Pretty Women @PrettyWomenBand]

We're Pretty Women, a band from Columbia, SC. Video coming Friday.

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@richcastle66 I have the original Halpern kit and One Kit Wonder, they’re both cool but I use OKW a lot more cuz I don’t really enjoy mixing demos and that sounds great from default settings

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@JeffSchine were you the voice of Chris in the @RE_Games Village trailer? Loved your performance as Carlos btw!

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@SpawnWaveMedia Your reverse psychology from yesterday totally worked!

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@KirkHammett it was amazing watching you and Rob and the wedding band last night! Thanks for the once in a lifetime opportunity to see half the world’s biggest metal band in a small venue. I’ve seen Metallica 3 times but this was different, you absolutely crushed it!

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@jRodyWalker It sure ain’t Glove Story but it’s close 😂

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@redrobinburgers I visited your Columbia SC location a few weeks ago and ever since have been receiving regular texts like I’ve put my number on the waitlist at multiple locations. What are you doing with my phone number and why?

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@joefrommomtk @snareypoppins Miss you guys too, SC blows as usual haha. I know NY isn’t THAT much cooler over the summer but at least you can purchase delicious bagels and make fun of misogynists with one easy trip!

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@joefrommomtk @snareypoppins “Go ahead and attack me big gu—“ *gets attacked by said big guy* people of New York, please never change

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@mishaperiphery dude. Whoever wrote the orchestral outro to Crush is a damn genius and definitely deserves a cookie! It was my favorite lil surprise on P4. Amazing stuff overall! @PeripheryBand

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@Darkness429 Hey Tim! Any plans to stream Resident Evil 2? Do you like horror games?

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@LindseyGrahamSC regardless of if you think Judge Kavanaugh assaulted Dr Ford or not, I think his conduct yesterday shows that he is not unbiased and bipartisan, and he’s absolutely unfit for the highest judicial position this country offers. You should be ashamed of yourself!

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@Stewsupra98 😂 @treesonmars we’re on all the typical streaming sites/YouTube/etc just not actively touring at the moment

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@Ticketmaster in what reasonable universe does someone wake up well before the time tickets go on sale, have both computer and phone ready to try and get tickets, and still have to wait so long that the event sells out before he even gets a chance to buy? you guys suck ass.