Snot Olstad

I feel the cosmos.

[Snot Olstad @scottolstad]

@SheaSerrano @netw3rk @withzuri The “Cathy Engelbert’s New York City skyline dress” award for when the fix is in and you don’t care who knows it.

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Don’t ever wanna hear about her again without this gif attached.

[GopherHole.com @GopherHole]

Stewart went from the three point line to the free throw line without dribbling it once.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I’m sorry but that wasn’t a foul! Let the damn players dictate the outcome of a close battled tested game. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD. I didn't fully know what to expect when I started digging into over a decade of records, statements, financial data, and other information about police body cameras. I suspected it to be troubling, but what I found shocked even me.

[Max Nesterak @maxnesterak]

Minnesota Public Radio spent $882,690 on anti-union law firm Jones Day for FY ending June 2022. Last year, the public radio station dissolved its unionized investigative unit APM Reports (that made In the Dark). It was also negotiating union contracts https://t.co/Dj3PYPi3zt

[MyLittLeBloggie @MyLittLeBLOGgie]

MPR/APM spent, Marketplace's union estimates, about $157k a month on its union-busting law firm. What the hell did you think was happening when Jean Taylor orchestrated the palace coup over there?

[Koo Koo @WeAreKooKoo]

We’re proud to premier episode one of our TV show “Oh Yeah Heck Yeah!”

It’s self produced and totally free to watch on YouTube.

We hope you’ll check it out and share the show with others!

https://t.co/cVXXuCAmtV

[Colleen Kelly @onecolleen]

🧵 For those wondering how someone convicted of a hit-and-run that put a woman in a coma and sentenced to 8 years in prison in 2020 was out and driving around *licensed* in 2023, let me introduce you to the absurdity of how vehicular crimes are charged and sentenced.

[Interrupting Criminalization @interruptcrim]

Federal consent decrees “almost always result in increased police powers like access to tech and surveillance, and increased funding through millions of dollars flooding into local police departments…” https://t.co/Z05kL7uUh9

[Interrupting Criminalization @interruptcrim]

Consent decrees—like other "reform" measures—don't work to reduce the violence of policing, because the institution itself *is* violence. What they actually do is funnel even MORE money and resources into cops under the guise of re-legitimizing policing. MPD budget is gonna go 📈

[Phil Miller @MillerStrib]

10 bases-loaded plate appearances on this road trip for the Twins. After Christian Vazquez's walk last Monday vs. the Dodgers, they have gone 0-for-9 with five strikeouts and zero RBIs. Now 5-for-43 (.116, and they're all singles) on the season with bases full.

[Umpire Scorecards @UmpScorecards]

Umpire: Phil Cuzzi
Final in 12: Twins 8, Dodgers 9
#MNTwins // #HereToPlay
#MINvsLAD // #LADvsMIN

More stats for this game 👇
https://t.co/TsFgMbPgJA

[Chad Moriyama @ChadMoriyama]

Good lord.

1 & 3 were called strikes.

[Snot Olstad @scottolstad]

@xrvpod @netw3rk I’ve seen people speculate about how Star-Lord will return in the future, but I haven’t seen anyone mention Chip Zdarsky’s excellent Star-Lord: Grounded miniseries. He even already has an old man to hang out with! Would be a fun Disney+ show to see him come to terms with himself

[Snot Olstad @scottolstad]

@EllenBilek I was worried about how much we were using him already! Don’t waste his innings in blowouts!

[Snot Olstad @scottolstad]

Why is Duran pitching in a 7-1 game? Are the Twins determined to burn him out by August?

[Snot Olstad @scottolstad]

@SheaSerrano That’s a funny way of spelling Scott Foster