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[defectivebrakes @scottparsons]

Hungry? Get $5 off your first 2 orders on #Uber Eats with my code: eats-scottp18248ui. https://t.co/a5sWAM8s91

[defectivebrakes @scottparsons]

@oldelpaso You guys could pull this off for sure

[defectivebrakes @scottparsons]

@TostitosCanada can we get someone working on a chip shaped like a little tiny taco shell? Scoops are pretty awesome and rolls are okay. but no little tiny tacos? come on now.

[defectivebrakes @scottparsons]

@Fritolay Maybe you guys could pump these things out for me? I dont want money for the idea. Just little tiny tacos.

[defectivebrakes @scottparsons]

@VitalBMX I couldnt help but notice him kicking his feet with every rotation. Whats the deal with that? Just curious

[Post Brexit Foxy 🦊 @DeusFoxy]

Congratulations feminists! That's more women out of work. What a win for female empowerment. Retards. #feminism #GridGirls
https://t.co/YS3TYQl84l

[Tyler Short @smashyrenemies]

Anybody else think Mike Pence looks like Cotton Hill before he got his knees blown off?

[defectivebrakes @scottparsons]

@adam22
Was just watching your kickflip how to. Did anybody ever hit you up for that 200 bucks for kickflipping el toro?

[defectivebrakes @scottparsons]

@fark God i hope this is real
@joerogan

[Mötley Möog 🐀🐁🐀🐁 @glowypanda]

Just saw a woman walking a tiny dog, then realised it was a pigeon & thought oo a woman walking a pigeon but it was just a woman and a pigeon, they didn't know each other

[KB @iheartnargles]

@realDonaldTrump What the fuck is this noise? You're acting like a child. Throwing a tantrum because you don't get enough praise, referring to yourself as "favorite president", not understanding how quotations work... oh, and it's *mic*. #ToddlerInChief #WTF

[Drew Curtis @DrewCurtis]

Who’s Mike? https://t.co/MRQ2pX1xL2

[Rob Maramonte @ProcessionofRob]

@bdmmetal riffs are better than yours.
@MetalBlade #nocturnal

[defectivebrakes @scottparsons]

@brandonbegin
Just starting riding man love all your shit.

#embracegrass

[defectivebrakes @scottparsons]

@ThatKevinSmith
Long time clerks fan watching mallrats for the first time, fuckin dying laughing man! keep it coming brother
#morewalrus

[Jamey Jasta @simswapperamij]

Write a song, jam some riffs, write a poem, paint something, punch something LOOK ALIVE!!

[defectivebrakes @scottparsons]

@jameyjasta
You dig cradle of filth man? I would love to see Dani on the podcast

Hatebreed fucking ROCKS and so does your show! Thanks, SP

[defectivebrakes @scottparsons]

Slap basses not people