Scott

[Scott @scottphi97]

@AnaSolitaria7 @TruthBeRising @realDonaldTrump Yeah so I'm pretty sure every other media outlet in the world is brainwashing against Trump so that's not really a valid point Ana sorry to burst your bubble

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@matealinaa Is this a joke?

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Me: hi
Middle aged woman eating at Asian restaurant: "fortune cookies came from America not China"

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Mom: "I really like that song that goes 'nah nah nah nah nah ESSSPAACITOOO'... that's how it goes, right?"

[Scott @scottphi97]

Amazing how girls never make an effort to reach out. If you don't text first say goodbye to your friendship

[Scott @scottphi97]

Me: I should really get to work, I've been watching Netlfix a while
Inner me: what's 24 more minutes?

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@realDonaldTrump I respect you, but I would respect you a whole lot more if you expanded your vocabulary

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You call it syllabus week, I call it syllabus day #justcmuthings

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When a female puts two or more exclamation marks at the end of her texts to you she don't know you like that bro

[Scott @scottphi97]

When you're listening to music and on snapchat and you open a story taking a chance that it's a picture and it won't stop the music

[Scott @scottphi97]

First day of classes and I'm already tired

[Scott @scottphi97]

Loving on Jesus and loving the worship at #outcrytour Mobile

[Scott @scottphi97]

When @FirehouseSubs "hooks" you up #freemealtoday

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Shoutout to @sarah52hayes for my first Twitter like

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So bored that I actually watched DJ Khaled's snapchat stories

[Scott @scottphi97]

TEG - July PS4 Giveaway https://t.co/lx6iqgP19G

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If Justin Timberlake has a song under 5 minutes, is it really Justin Timberlake?

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I just voted @jamesdrodriguez to be on the FIFA 17 cover. https://t.co/ooXsSqDCIr #FIFA17JAMES #FIFA17CoverReward via @EASPORTS

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The man I can't beat on FIFA @Xavier_Arant98

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Happy new year!