Scott Phillips

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@Avram_Daki @ewenmind I’d like to see Mutant Iceman try to take on Loki & he just absorbs it all, turns blue & says “sorry, but I’m a Frost Giant” or something & tosses him aside.

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

I think that Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is pointless and stupid.

Wanna know what else I think is dumb?

The fact left-wingers are triggered about this after they spent the last decade plus renaming sports teams, public schools and universities, streets and highways, food and condiment brands, and redefining half the dictionary altogether.

Here’s a list of some in case you forgot:

• Washington Redskins ➡️ Commanders

• Cleveland Indians ➡️ Guardians

• Stanford Indians ➡️ Cardinals

• Loudoun County Raiders ➡️ Captains

• Edmonton Eskimos ➡️ Elks

• Columbus Day ➡️ Indigenous Peoples’ Day

• Lee–Jackson Day ➡️ eliminated

• Robert E. Lee High School ➡️ John Lewis High

• Jefferson Davis Highway ➡️ Richmond Highway

• Mount McKinley ➡️ Denali

• Fort Bragg ➡️ Fort Liberty

• Fort Hood ➡️ Fort Cavazos

• Boy Scouts of America ➡️ Scouting America

• Aunt Jemima ➡️ Pearl Milling Company

• Uncle Ben’s Rice ➡️ Ben’s Original

• Eskimo Pie ice cream bars ➡️ Edy’s Pie

• Land O’Lakes ➡️ removed the Indian, but kept the land

• Illegal alien ➡️ undocumented worker

• Hispanic ➡️ Latinx (a term Hispanics did not want and do not use)

• Mother ➡️ birthing person

• Anchor baby ➡️ child of noncitizens

• black ➡️ Black

• Breastfeeding ➡️ chest feeding

• Inmate / prisoner / convict / felon ➡️ justice-involved person

• Ex-con / ex-felon ➡️ returning citizen

• “Gender” as a biological fact interchangeable with “sex” to being a social construct

• Fat ➡️ plus-sized

• Master bedroom ➡️ primary bedroom

• Manhole ➡️ utility hole

And so on and so on. . .

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

Dolly Parton made the best chicken and dumplings I ever ate. On lunch break she would knock on my trailer door with melt-in-your-mouth dumplings, biscuits, gravy, green beans.Every day it was a southern feast. I had never seen an actor actually use the cooking facilities in their trailer before but she had it all going on. I still have Dolly’s Tupperware…

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@DrunkAubie

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@SteveLovesAmmo The men would show up to see Justice is done.

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@TheBabylonBee “She”

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@NigelCarreiro @AdamSchefter Time to decide if you want COLLEGE ball, or Minor League Football. It’s a mistake to allow it to be “both/neither”.

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@Louis_Cifer_666 @IBPIR24 It’s ALWAYS Ron Perlman.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Rangers discovered a one-year-old hippo, whom they have named Owen, alone and dehydrated near Kenya's Indian Ocean coast after he became separated from his herd in 2004.

They took him to a wildlife sanctuary in Mombasa, where he soon found a male tortoise with the same dark grey coloring as adult hippos.

The tortoise initially hissed at Owen, warning him to stay away, but according to park officials the pair have since become inseparable.

The Aldabran tortoise, called Mzee, or "Old Man" in Swahili, now eats and sleeps beside Owen. Rangers say they could not have placed Owen with another herd of hippos as he would have been killed by an adult male.

The park's tourism manager, Pauline Kimoto, told reporters: "Since Owen arrived on 27 December, the tortoise behaves like a mother to him. The hippo follows the tortoise around and licks his face."

Photos that will restore your faith in humanity: https://t.co/60XnAFPt3Y

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@NWSNashville Grok: “Atmospheric disturbance (updraft, mountain, front, jet-stream imbalance, etc.) pushes air up. In a stable layer the air is denser than its surroundings, so gravity pulls it back down; it overshoots and oscillates, sending waves horizontally (and sometimes vertically).”

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

This is the worrying part:

"Bash’s performance was not an outlier. It was a clean demonstration of the surviving mindset. The lockdowns are over. The mandates are gone. The emergency declarations have expired. But the assumption that experts outrank rights never left the building. It just learned to speak more politely until someone like Kennedy forced the issue back into the open.

The Constitution was not written as a suggestion for calm weather. It was written to restrain power precisely when fear is highest and the people in charge are most certain they know better.”
(article below)

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

When Will Ferrell and Jeff Goldblum went live with SNL's "Space: The Infinite Frontier with Harry Caray" sketch, the first part was scripted and on cue cards for both actors, but halfway through, Ferrell started improv'ing insane questions and you can see Goldblum holding on for dear life answering them 😂 I forget how good this era of SNL really was

[USAFVet @BollingerTodd]

And this is all you need to know about the MSM.

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@HawkEmDownChris Only other valid answer:

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@HawkEmDownChris Bo Jackson of course!

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@askaya 70’s Columbo

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@its_bvisness Until now, I thought I was the only one.

[Shaun Maguire @shaunmmaguire]

Elon buying X was a civilization saving move

[Jordan Rachel @TheJordanRachel]

The best part about being a “conspiracy theorist” is never having to delete your old tweets

[Scott Phillips @scottphillipsar]

@ThrillaRilla369 🤣