Bro: I shouldn’t have eaten that egg.
Me: Why? Are you allergic?
Bro: I think I’m lactose intolerant.
Me: Huh? Lactose?
Bro: Aren’t eggs dairy?
Me: um, where do eggs come from?
Bro: ....... oh.
3.5 hours later, we’re finally getting out of LAX on this @SouthwestAir flight. Hopefully this plane will find a place to land at SFO. This was probably the longest flight delay I’ve ever had. 🙁
Woke up at 7am to check into my @SouthwestAir flight for tomorrow. Too bad I forgot Daylight Saving Time ends, so I’m an hour early. Time for a quick nap. 😐