Scott Scudder

[Arby's @Arbys]

Our cheddar runs but these colors sure don’t

[Scott Scudder @scottscudder]

@Nick_Jones423 Psychics?? 😂😂

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

Can’t wait to update this video!!
The WHITE OUT 2021 in 3 days! ⏰

[Scott Scudder @scottscudder]

@Nick_Jones423 I thought it only worked if you posted a picture of it?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Thank you.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Put $500 cash in an envelope, then mail it to yourself. If you don't have the guts to do it, you better vote in person come November!

#VOTE #VoteReady

[Scott Scudder @scottscudder]

@barstoolsports

[Republicans @Republicans]

JUST IN: 1.4 MILLION jobs added in August!

The Great American Comeback continues!

[Gerry House @GerryHouse1]

Thanks to all the extremely unattractive people who are wearing masks.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Jan: How does watching a movie increase productivity?

Michael: They work faster after. They have to. To make up for the time they lost.

[Larry Elder @larryelder]

#Coronavirus

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

We'll always remember the time Steve Irwin wrestled a Gator in a This is SportsCenter commercial.

Today would have been his 58th birthday.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Attack of the killer squirrel. WAIT FOR IT. @stooloutdoors (via ig:chrismccoll__)

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Love him or hate him, this is the best speech Donald Trump has ever made. Absolutely flawless state of the union.

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

@ harry, this royal family offers part-time positions

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

GEAUX TIGERS

[Taylor Vippolis @tvippolis]

If you are not rooting for this man tonight with every fiber in your being, please keep that energy away from me. #GeauxTigers

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

And when Santa squeezes his fat, white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.

If you got a problem with someone, tag them and let them hear about it! #HappyFestivus

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

Hey Griswold, where do you think you’re going to put a tree that big?

Bend over and I’ll show ya!