Scott Simpson

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me...I will laugh at you.

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@stoolpresidente Dumber question…why did somebody have to tell the parents to pick up their own kids mess?

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@SoDak2020 One man slapping another man? Is this the WWE or a soap opera? It is definitely not what happens in real life.

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@SoDak2020 Really? Your first one? Hard to believe with your swing.

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@NiemanMidco @ChonkHull @SD_AHA @ChonkHull Bring me back Tom’s hat. I feel like I can rock that on the course this summer.

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

I love the Yankees. But I will take #Max_Scherzer on my team every time. #warrior

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@JackrabbitFans @SDGameFishParks Appreciate the support BK!

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@NeilFultonSD @dakotanews_now I’m giddy.

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@JackrabbitFans That’s easy. Winning personality and stunning good looks.

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@ChonkHull You sure it is the fish?

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@SalRoseland Maybe get her an L screen for your anniversary.

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

Well done @mkeeton10 !

[SDGA @SDGAgolf]

Another playoff in the @SDGAgolf Mid-Am 2-Man at Fox Run GC in Yankton! Brodie Hullinger & Michael Keeton won on the 1st hole over Michael Hoxter & Colin Karst. Both teams finished -9 for the 2 days. Full results on Golf Genius app or https://t.co/U5HAL9PMsU. GGID: SDMAPS2MAN19

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@SDHunterRoberts @SDGameFishParks Thanks Hunter!

[Perkins County Sheriff's Office @PerkinsSheriff]

What a difference 40 miles makes. It appears the snow machine malfunctioned and covered central and southern #PerkinsCounty while the far north side of Perkins County hasn’t seen a flake of snow. Apparently we will have to start traveling north for the winter instead of south.

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@GeorgeStrait handing the Artist of the Decade torch to Jason Aldean is like Babe Ruth handing his bat to Bucky Dent. God help is all!

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@mkeeton10 @dylan_dethier @justinlarson34 Not bad, but I prefer to keep both hands on the club and complete the rotation with a full Donkey Kong finish to the turf.

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@NeilFultonSD @USDLawSD They can stay, but you have to leave. We’ll keep Molly too. 😀

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@SalRoseland Better her than you. !

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@justinlarson34 @mkeeton10 @potatoeole @NeilFultonSD Sorry @NeilFultonSD for not giving you proper credit. Although @neilfuton does have a nice ring to it.

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@justinlarson34 @mkeeton10 @potatoeole @NeilFultonSD 1 in the water, sissy drop from knee height, hitting 3. Lay up to 130 then lay the sod over a wedge. Pitch, chip then 3 putt. Snap putter, grab a Busch Latte and try to answer @neilfuton questions about his swing.

[Scott Simpson @scottsgriz]

@justinlarson34 I’m more of a power top guy.