Scott Christiansen

Damn Scotty, you bold. Fugit ima let the world know, Skol.

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

@beemer_beinke Go download some porn

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

Shit, I missed a match on Tinder!

[Simon Rex @SimonRex]

Will Smith should get a Grammy too…cuz his latest “hit” is “slappin” - I apologize for that dad joke.

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

@bropelz Like a leper.

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

Lower 5th? We’d be like turkeys on Thanksgiving down there.

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

@jared2howell People who parallel park.

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

Fuck State, go Pizza!

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

People like my mustache.

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

@jared2howell Yeah right

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

Anderson Paak on the drums

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

There’s just something about Sundays that really lets the depression sink in.

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

Good job Petras

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

Man, I still have no idea how to use the 3 sea shells.

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

@jared2howell ‘Cause they gotta protect their house!

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

Suck it

[Ed Podolak’s Mustache @edsstache]

I'll lick the floor of Summit if Iowa comes back and wins this.

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

Pull Petras

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

Fuck

[Tristan Wirfs @TristanWirfs78]

Feel free to retweet if it is still a HAWKEYE STATE!!!!!! 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

[Scott Christiansen @ScottStarke]

@ryenarussillo That’s what G said