Scott J. Strand

Marketing @ Jamf, a B2B software company that helps organizations succeed with Apple.

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

When you wake up Sunday morning after drinking all day Saturday

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

@arzE can we get a quick update on Mitsubishi Macchiato?

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

I can't tell if @ClothingSunnyCo just had a massive success or is going to go bankrupt #sunnycoclothing

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

@Leilaa_Lou @vampireweekend Have you heard about the new album?

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

Thanks @lake__inn ! Nice picture of yourself

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

@lake__inn well Laiken, it's not YOUR birthday! Couldn't have people getting confused

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

Why does anyone follow celebrity gossip

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

@FunnyPicsDepot @KelseyMagilton you

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

@lake__inn maybe if they weren't already up to your belly button... #highwaisted

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

PSA: new music from Frank Ocean

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

[olympic sports final]
Me - [does a sports]
Commentator - "HOLY COW WHAT A SPORTS THAT WAS. A PERFECT SPORTS!!"
Crowd - "SPORTS SPORTS SP

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Guys I'm not a burrito, don't eat me plz
"We're going to"

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

When your outfit is on fleek

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The campaign begins now #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

@Makuznar @N_Jones27 https://t.co/TFgI6Na58U

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February 15th?? You mean annoy squidward day?

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

@Makuznar but was it worth all of the E. coli?

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I think @kanyewest has finally snapped...never have I seen a more sporadic Twitter account #TheLifeOfPablo

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

@bushel thank you for the awesome internship experience! It was great to grow and share a cool product with the world, with the best ppl!

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

If you are surprised/mad about the Oscar noms, just remember Nicolas Cage has won for Best Actor while Leo has not #OscarNoms

[Scott J. Strand @scottstrand21]

Steven Avery's got some game...landing a girlfriend from inside a maximum security prison #slay