Scott Wotring

Yes to everything.

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@nicolekn83 The

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@AdamCarollaShow #richmanpoorman Asking for change. (homeless person or presidential candidate)

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@BaldBryan "A coffin." As a 10-year listener, this is a top three joke from you. Still laughing.

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Please cast your vote for my cornhole team name. Thanks!

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I've started writing a monthly blog post in exchange for office space. Check out my first post: https://t.co/a5yoBK6kPi

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@drkilometer Cabinetry

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Feeling the heavy, relentless, nagging, splattered crush of fatherhood today.

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@LyndseyMcK you are a genius. Drunk 2 is fucking bulletproof. On repeat since the podcast. Any soundalikes you recommend? Thanks! @mannequinpussy @allsongs

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Brilliant speaker. Instant fan!
Tulsi Gabbard by @joerogan on @Castbox_fm. Check out this episode. #podcasts #castbox https://t.co/Nn2HJXKQet @TulsiGabbard

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Headbanging for #sparty tonight!!! @MSU_Basketball #FinalFour

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Just me or everyone? Loud motorcyclists should be smashed by kayak oars as they drive down the road.

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One of the best use cases of analytics I've seen. Cried several times writing this story https://t.co/O8KbAwEtLa

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About to drop his first black diamond in the driveway

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@GinaGrad Done

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@GinaGrad Props on the chicken cacciatore recipe. The fam loved it!

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Well deserved. The best movie I've seen in years. Congrats team!!!

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If #FreeSolo doesn't win best doc tonight, I'll eat my climbing shoe. Good luck Chai, @jimkchin and @AlexHonnold! #Oscars

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A winter defined by ings – writing, climbing, skiing, reading and cleaning up after a two-year-old. The ball pit was a horrible gift @adamcalta.

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"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is the difference between a lightning bug and a lightning bolt." –Mark Twain

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@joealindsey The perils of being a cocky copywriter

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Will never spell infrsucture, insfruasture, ahem, infrastructure right the first time. Any words you always misspell on the first attempt?