Scott Michael

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

They say video games make you violent but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

@emlj94 #RedsWinItFirst

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Tweet us the name of the friend you’d like to give a Mes bobblehead & tag with #RedsWinItFirst to be entered to win.

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

@DougBenson bring me, I'm a funny fucker

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

@emlj94 that looks like something elder would do!

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

@emlj94 ummm we're definitely going to that game

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

Hey @Reds that's the worst mustache I've ever seen #worstmustache2

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

@emlj94 @case_erin @EmrgencyKittens oh my god hahahaha

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

@emlj94 @Reds @DatDudeBP haha he's such a freak

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

@emlj94 @MLBGIFs hahaha did that happen tonight??

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

@emlj94 @case_erin @EmrgencyKittens hahaha the good kind snugglewumps

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

@emlj94 does it come in that cute case?

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

Cincinnati states the place where you can see someone in a puffy north face and shorts #hotandcold

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Happy Esther.

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

Sup twitterers, I'm back whassuuuupppp #firstpostinyears

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

Oh no I've grown!! #magicbeans #touchmybeanstalk http://t.co/DcvCfvOe70

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

Bees knees tees #misfitgenius #MMCG http://t.co/MGti4Afxqc

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

Fantasy draft today, getting real randy

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

The Pringles song on Jimmy Fallon haha!

[Scott Michael @ScottyMichael]

If work gets overwhelming, just remember you're going to die. #firsttweetin6months