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welcome to inside my brain, stay awhile 🤠

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My dad snuck in champagne for a UO game for his wedding anniversary, students, take notes

[Edgar @LifeOfEdgar]

Pain

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normalize calling construction companies when their workers sexualize you 🗣 🗣🗣

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when I say I don’t want to be around the unvaccinated, it’s not because I don’t trust my vax. it’s because I don’t want to be surrounded by stupid people 🤷🏼‍♀️

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men need therapy not just a burner twitter account 🗣🗣🗣

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it’s national sex day and the only thing that’s fucking me is finals

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watering my pot plants with bong water, call that mother’s milk

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normalize flipping off kids 🗣🗣🗣

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sometimes i get too baked and i have to take out my headphones to taste my food, just me or..?

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bring back poptropica 2021

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when he calls the news “popular media” 🚩🚩🚩

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today’s the one year anniversary of me getting blacklisted from a frat for refusing to drunkenly make out with my female friend for the boys to watch. frat boys, do better. quit objectifying women for your own enjoyment.

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one time i hooked up with a business major and he told me “ya know you’ll never make as much money as a man in business” like ya ok get out of my bed jeff bezos

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@azodnem_19 the one with Remy, the greatest chef in Paris.

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i don’t think it’s right to judge someone on the weight, race, gender identity, etc. but i DO think it’s right to judge someone based on their opinion of ratatouille

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one time i asked the frat DJ to play ‘Dancing Queen’ then he asked for my snap, so yea i know how to flirt