scout 🤘🏻

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

HE HATES ME!!! (he’s asleep while i’m awake)

[miss sea urchin 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 @rissaoffline]

When hockey players slam each other into the wall it’s like ok…….. me and who

[anu @anuatluru]

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

how it be fr

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the trick to getting through life is having a holiday booked

[g a b y @gabydvj]

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

having a baby looks really hard …

if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …

[🐌 @Wheeema]

me: “I’m not drinking tonight”

*2 hours later*

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me reaching for another shot even tho I’m already fucked up:

[scout 🤘🏻 @scoutkoppelmann]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 16 Feb 2016 (via @twi_age).

[Dr Moeketsi @AusBassie]

More than anything, I genuinely want this year to be gentle. No working too hard, stressing and overthinking. I just want things to align effortlessly.

[that's so haute @thatssohaute]

oh absolutely

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Trying not to bother someone that you really like be so hard 😭😂 like can you please call me

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

what part of "do not spend money" do i not understand

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

The judge in Kentucky who signed the flawed search warrant that led to Breonna Taylor's murder has lost her election.

Voters in Jefferson County have replaced Mary Shaw with Tracy Evette Davis.

[toxic king @toxicking]

I need someone to waste 3 months with to do fall/winter shit together, you can leave after idc

[nivedita n @nivvvnam]

when is national situationship day

[braylonnn @braylon125]

Being on FaceTime, sending posts to each other saying “look what I just sent you”>>>>

[Emma Sophia @17emmasophia]

I hate long distance friendships, I JUST WANNA SEE MY GIRLS CMON