Dr. Scout

Embrace #neurodiversity. Security PM in AR/VR. Board @sprblm_. Past: @Swarthmore @Google @Dartmouth @Wellesley. She/her.

[Matthew Green @matthew_d_green]

It is time to give up on computers altogether. https://t.co/R4NdsQVYK1

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

The doors were locked.

The teachers were armed.

TN expanded firearm access.

The police arrived in minutes.

Covenant school had everything that MAGA GOP assured us prevents & stops mass shootings. And 3 babies & 3 adults were murdered in seconds.😳

IT’S—THE—GUNS
#GunReformNow

[Kieran Snyder @KieranSnyder]

Here's how ChatGPT writes valentines to men and women respectively. The two poems follow the same structure. The differences between them are the gender stereotypes.

[Dr. Scout @scouttle]

@riteaid Opening it on iOS works fine. Chrome on Android and MacOS no go. Tried multiple times with multiple prescriptions.

[Dr. Scout @scouttle]

Dear @riteaid , your "Pay 'N Go" pre-pay feature is broken on anything other than iOS (gets stuck in a loading loop after entering name and DOB). Please fix it; I just want to give you money for the medicines that help me breath and function.

[Dr. Scout @scouttle]

@KR1573N @rebeccawxyz It hurts as a PM to ship late, but it's a good exercise in letting go of things you can't control. Your cross-functional partner in this venture will need significant coaching during their ramp-up. 😉😆

[Dr. Scout @scouttle]

Next is green for horticultural orgs, red for medical, & orange for Team Gritty. Our support team is working overtime (literally, Joe is chained to his desk) fixing this scheme for our Dear Leader, who turns out to be colorblind (but no one has had the guts to tell him yet).

[Casey Newton @CaseyNewton]

NEW: Twitter has a plan to force you to opt in to personalized ads to continue using this app. @ZoeSchiffer and me in @platformer:

https://t.co/RcAzH9loFe

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Thread time. Here's the thing about @tesla. It's not a car company. Tesla is a company that has to make cars in order to sell its real product: Emissions Credits.

Let me explain. Back in 2012, the EPA put out new, strident emissions standards for new vehicles fleetwide. 1/

[Dr. Scout @scouttle]

A tale in two tweets

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Day 1

[Dr. Scout @scouttle]

@wongmjane @TwitterBlue Heaven help anyone who buys a subscription on iOS and then switches their phone to Android...

[Angelo Carusone @GoAngelo]

1/ There is some pretty substantial context about Twitter's 2023 revenue and advertisers that I think partly help explains why Musk is really losing it...

And it involves upfront ad sales. Let me explain...

[Dr. Scout @scouttle]

The business plans just keep getting weirder

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if Trump is coming back on this platform, Twitter would be minting money!

[Superbloom @[email protected] @sprblm_]

We have big news.

Simply Secure is now Superbloom.

Building on our original mission, Superbloom is committed to changing who technology serves by leveraging design to shift power in the tech ecosystem.

Read more on our blog: https://t.co/znHXCIFnk7

[Dr. Scout @scouttle]

@ZaneGTCooper @histoftech @sprblm_ is hiring! (Just rebranded from Simply Secure.)

[Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz]

THREAD: A tale in two tweets and one FCC chairman