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I’m a Coldplay fan now! Thank you to Chris Martin, the camera guy and the couple having an affair in public whilst having ZERO chill. I really needed this after the end of Love Island.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

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I love when people ask to speak with my supervisor because then I don’t have to deal with them anymore 😚

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I will never ever ever ever understand why people speed up when approaching a red light.

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When my friend tells me about an awful first date

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Are they filming the behind the scenes footage of the VPR reunion tonight? I just want to hear Lisa telling everyone not to embarrass her

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

In my Eras era. 💅

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I am in a “stir the pot” type of mood today 😈

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My 2 yr old says “park” like he’s from Boston 😂

[Erica⁵⁵🏎️¹⁶ @formulaEri]

"It's okay, baby girl. I got you"
#TheLastOfUs #tlou

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Trevor pressured me into throwing away perfectly good cheese during a snowstorm. Does anyone know a good divorce attorney?

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Wrapping up an email: “I hope this answers your question. *Please give me a call if you have anymore concerns. I’m available the rest of the day.”

*Do not call me. I don’t have time for this and don’t want to talk.

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Buy a safe BEFORE buying a gun.

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

The Virginia teacher who was allegedly shot by a 6-year-old student has been released from the hospital.

Yesterday, for the first time, the boy’s parents opened up in a statement about the tragedy. https://t.co/0tW1AtEEtb

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“Liam Hemsworth has been sent to the Jake Gyllenhaal corner to think about what he’s done”

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

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The director was bat shit cray (years later did jail time for sleeping with her 15 yr old student 😐) so the only choice would have been to leave the country

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Just remembered how in HS I was an understudy for Sandy in The Outsiders and I never memorized a single line. I remember thinking how f*cked I would be if the lead got sick but I was just 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Unhinged relatives on Facebook 🤝 me

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Alexa: is mercury in retrograde

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Right now what I want to do is remember all the love and laughter I had with tWitch. He brought so much joy to my life. I know he brought joy to yours too. I’m going to be sharing some of my favorite moments with him. If you want to you can also share yours. #ILovetWitch