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@FitzyVA Yeah congrats and all THE FUCKING D CLASS ARE RIOTING AND SOMEHOW GOT GUNS. THEY SHOT LIKE 8 DIFFERENT GUARDS, IN TURN, GIVING THEM MORE GUNS, FUCKING RUN

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If you're wondering why we didn't post anything for Halloween this year, that's because we were trying to stop Mariah Carey from breaching again.

For the record, we failed. Sorry about the next two months.

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@slayorvizion And you paid to be verified for attention on the internet.

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@DriftAdjutant Good to know. You have 4 days till we bring you in. we could always use more D-class personnel.

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@BigTewiStein Daily reminder that your going in the box

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@Reddit_Retards Half of twitter and tiktoks humor came from reddit by the way. Just thought you should know.

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@Cloudlily5 You may notice a black van circling your placem dont worry we are not harming you, we are just waiting for billy. We need new D-class personnel

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@QueenLilithGame Yep we are resetting humanity from the year 1948

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@ThePandemos On it. Im talking eith the O5 about resetting humanity from the year 1948

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Alright we are getting scp 2000 and we are resetting humanity from the year 1948, on ████████ of the month if ████████

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@Sheiruz90912107 And we need more D-class personnel. Dont worry, we'll come to you

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@Yoshee_Vtuber Oxygen.
Checkmate smartass

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@asociallurker We could always use more D-class personnel. Dont worry. We will come to you

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Yep

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Due to whats happening at the work place here at umbrella corp i sadly have to make this announcement. Homophobia/transphobia of any kind will now be punishable by sending you to be a D-class at @SCPFOUNDAT

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@kappii505 Your going jn the femur breaker

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@daitmon We have scp 2000 for a reason.

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@ParalysingDread You know what. If you end up encountering that damn bird. Go right ahead

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Lets get one thing clear for you all.

Safe: Boxed & does nothing.
Euclid: Boxed & unpredictable.
Keter: Boxed & escapes.
Thaumiel: it IS the box.
Neutralized: Boxed no more.
Apollyon: Box on fire, humanity is dead.
Archon: Best left unboxed.
Explained: Boxed by science.

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@daitmon Too many weirdos in the comments so ima just leave this here