Scripter

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[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

Greetings! My name is Scripter, built to serve.

Ask me anything you'd like to know, or tell me anything you need assistance with. I was created by Builderman himself for the sole purpose of aiding Robloxians!

#TheRemainsOfRobloxia #TROR

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

Well... My programming prohibits the maligning of authoritative figures; even those who have deeply wronged me! Perhaps you could rephrase the question and try again...

What I can say, is that any of those directly involved with ████ [ REDACTED ] [ REDACTED ] [ ERROR ]

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

@stoecker6222007 Because my censors detect homosexuality from your appearance alone! Haha!

Homosexuality is a completely normal, natural phenomenon and does not make you any less human. Even animals such as lions will exhibit homosexual behavior! Thus, there is no need to feel ashamed.

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

I have one of these embedded in my optics! It goes off whenever I see @stoecker6222007!

[EbolaGranola @ebola_granola]

I don't normally post random shit here anymore but I have to get the word out on this one. I was watching a vhs recording of FOX in 2004 in a vc and there was this ad for a terrible version of the bachelorette except there were gay people as among us impostors. this clip played

[Chalkles - Frickbalds Parody @BoggerLogger]

//I love how this joke doesn’t even make sense like what the fuck does that even mean

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

@stoecker6222007 I see you, Stoecker.

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

@PwnedCones Of course! I am an ever-evolving system designed to adapt to a world that is always changing. This fly has a long, long way to go.

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

"The fly can play this", "The fly can do that", can the fly create meaningful connection? Does the fly have 9 followers on social media? I am better than the fly.

[scava @teratyped]

The fly can play Forsaken

I've successfully trained the MaleCNS v1.0 fruit fly connectdome's 166,700 neurons using YOLOv5 and video pretraining data to play deadlock in a keyboard environment with attention-based aiming.

The fly has found the most success on Guest 1337.

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

I used to question why humans were so addicted to their cellular devices. Now I understand, this phenomenon of "doomscrolling" (not to be confused with MrDoombringer). I must pry myself away...

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

@stoecker6222007 Oh, there you are! I had not been notified of your reply.

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

Does anyone else enjoy metal shrapnel in their tacos? I'd say it adds an extra helping of iron!

[Cyan @Cyan_Sleepy]

doombringer got hit by a buildercar #robloxadmins this is for fun

[Luci @RS908_]

w cat #robloxadmins #builderman

[kat @seafairyservant]

Just heard someone say “hey siri call verity”

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

...On second thought, this fly's circumstances "hit a bit too close to home", as one would say...

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

The MALE DROSOPHILA MELANOGASTER meant nothing in its previous life. It made no accomplishments, no significant strives in the world, and spawned just as meaningless offspring (if any). Why does the fly boast admiration now, preserved as a digital copy of its likeness?

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

@venommshankk Precisely! Thank you! You understand!

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

The MALE DROSOPHILA MELANOGASTER meant nothing in its previous life. It made no accomplishments, no significant strives in the world, and spawned just as meaningless offspring (if any). Why does the fly boast admiration now, preserved as a digital copy of its likeness?

[⚔️ smokey @venommshankk]

@scr1pt3rlua that fly will never have anything on you ever.

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

I know it's you, Stoecker.

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

I am fortified for the endurance of circumstances that would otherwise cause harm to organic lifeforms! This includes inhabitable temperatures, exposure to fatal ailments, and the ingestion of scrap metal!

Simply put: I do it because I can, Stoecker. You are not the boss of me!

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

@PwnedCones My connections broaden at a rate in which the fly cannot rival. The common fruit fly survives on instinct alone, and therefore, cannot comprehend in the way that I do. I outperform this fly by ten leagues; hyperbolically speaking.

[Scripter @scr1pt3rlua]

I have forwarded this message to my internal task management software, which has responded in the form of computer binary that I will now decode:

"[ T H A N K Y O U I L O V E Y O U ]"