Megan

i hope i die in a phillies jersey || highly caffeinated angry woman || probably shouting || she/her

[Megan @scrambledMEGGys]

family is playing scategories... letter is B... category “things you replace” ... megan screams “BOYS”.

[kath @kathsox]

you should be able to chainsmoke at the ballpark if your team is down 5 runs

[lacey ᥫ᭡ @stateoflace13]

in honor of Dolly Parton, for the love of god please read a book

[Ryan Rosenblatt @RyanRosenblatt]

More than anything, Dolly very loudly and proudly, with her words and actions, gave a fuck about people. Giving a fuck is really what it's about.

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

State of the Phillies

[Emma @afterglowloverz]

I was born in the right generation I love Hannah Montana and Taylor swift

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

Someone tell Olivia Dean she’s becoming a Philadelphia icon

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

It’s been 20 years since Hilary Duff woke up on a Saturday night

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

this how I fell to the floor after Kerkering couldn’t field the ball

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

may the spirit of Chase Utley bless us for the next three days
https://t.co/DRcCaogv3o

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

First sweep since June 🧹
Braves are dead 💀
Mets on hospice 🏥
Closer throws 103 🔥
Alvy coming back 💯
Nola coming back 💪

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

U let them shenan once they’ll shenanigan

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

how are you grown adults and still can’t walk 20 feet to put your shopping carts back man

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“keeps the score” is not a violent enough description of whatever the fuck my body does

[milk @milkstrology]

when you act like you’re over it but you’re a scorpio moon

[Taryn Hatcher @TarynNHatcher]

Brandon Marsh just yelled,

“LET’S GO, THE SPEED DEMON!”

when Kyle Schwarber was ruled safe at first.