carrie

Your Best American Foid

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

*disappears into a sudden smoke*

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

august and I brought each other surprise treats this evening - I brought him some of my cooked foraged mushrooms from the other day and he brought me freeze dried adaptogenic mushrooms

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

@augustjsmith @md_khoury Im having trouble imagining your voice coming out of the person in that photo

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

fungi adventure around my neighborhood. knocked on my neighbors door to ask if I can climb his tree to grab the shroomie and he said yes

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

happy birthday to oomf @femmebot2000 you are an inspiration

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

@therealcbrad I'm 2 weeks back in godspeed

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

@augustjsmith that's good

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

@our_decay I mean im in cape cod rn and someone was telling me about a family friend that moved here and started a simple but lucrative law practice here….consider the simple life

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

@mildew_ghoul so good to hear from you mildew

[vera @believensaft]

I lowkey feel like this bitch patti smith needs to get over her gay boyfriend robert from 60 years ago idk

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

got to boston and michelle wu told me to get in the pod

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

visiting boston and remembering how many people work at banks

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

I wish I could live in a crossword puzzle

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

@maninfordranger been saying this 👆👆👆

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

NYT breaking Betteridge’s Law of Headlines

[The Art Curator @SeekAfterBeauty]

The Witch (1928), by William Mortensen

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

there appears to be a sort of "America A/America B" in relation to median age of coworkers. I have experienced the opposite of this where I have never worked with anyone older than 40, including senior management

[carrie @scrambled_heggs]

If I were alive in 1999 I would've gone on a pill bender and gotten really freaked out about Y2K