Greg

This is your captain speaking

[Greg @scrambledgregs4]

@GlobeBobRyan @Happy_3g Bobbbbbb get it together man

[Greg @scrambledgregs4]

@FreddyLA7 @conorsen Get a job

[Neet @neet_sol]

Sending emails at work? Like the thing Epstein did?

[Greg @scrambledgregs4]

@bri_guy_ny We’ll pass on this one brother but thanks for offering

[𝔻𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟 @PadraigPiers]

Alright, 8 likes. Clearly the demand is there.

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Pete and Chasten Buttigieg were "swatted" by an anonymous person who called CPS and fabricated a story about Pete was committing violent crimes against his children.

The police eventually concluded the report was completely false and politically motivated, but not before the Buttigieg's 4-year-old twins were separated from their dads for a full day and put through a forensic interview.

This is exactly why the right-wing demonization of LGBTQ+ people and their families is so dangerous. This political attack weaponized the child welfare system against a family and traumatize two little kids in the process.

Whatever your politics are, targeting little children because you don't like their parents is evil. And Christians, of all people, should be the first to say so.

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Patrice Bergeron.

Hockey Hall of Famer.

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

Roger Clemens cheated on his wife with at least four other women including an affair that began when the girl was 16 years old.

[Greg @scrambledgregs4]

@barstoolsports This is INSANE

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Texas Tech adds 2027 home game w/New Mexico

[Rob Bradford @bradfo]

Want to get fired up? Listen to Pedro:

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Unfair aspect of the Sabres-Canadiens series, Canadiens fans will drive 5 hours to the games in Buffalo to flood KeyBank Center but Sabres fans can’t go to the games at Bell Centre bc you can’t cross the Peace Bridge if you have a DUI

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

So friends can’t fuck in Sedona anymore. Got it. Thought this was America.

I’m pissed.

[Greg @scrambledgregs4]

@darrenrovell 2026 version looks way better

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Make one bracket and stand on it

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Polymarket? You mean Trader Joe's?

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

What a promo