Ubalubissuba

I'm just a terrible girl. Secondhand Catie Twitter

[Ubalubissuba @scrampeded]

Why does Seth McFarlane look like evil Inspector Gadget

[Fan Page | Moo Deng @MooDengSOL]

do it for her ⋆͛*͛

💝🦛#moodeng 🦛🩷

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Lounging around in your underwear is truly one of life's simple pleasures

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Doggy don't know gender

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Is paper mache just non-edible bechamel???

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you wear wigs
- if you have worn wigs
- if you WILL wear wigs
- WHEN you will wear wigs

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Do you ever feel like you're hotboxing your own pants?

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I wish they sold colonoscopy juice at the store so I could just clean myself out every now and again

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I need the espresso to keep away the depresso

[Cool Epic Awesome Podcast @coolepicawesom]

noooo longlegs please don’t order 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters

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My dog's birthday is next Monday and you best believe we're gonna buy him a hamburger

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I miss roiworld

[fan favorite • blm @MlNOTAURUS]

#Longlegs spoilers no context

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What I would give for someone to bring me ice cream rn

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I need to get up and shower but I simply cannot get up off the couch 😭

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ubalubissuba @scrampeded]

Tbh if you're supervisor has the day off you can take as long a lunch break as you want