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✨Inquisitor✨ Caffeine Addict • Horror Fanatic🪓🔪👻 • #Type1Diabetic • #CatMom • Stay Curious 🔎 • Let your inner child run free • 🎃

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

[RΞZZ @OfficialRezz]

REZZ X DISCORD

Discord asked me to create a Halloween ringtone this season! So I had fun, made something cute :) so for everyone who uses discord , enjoy my lil ringtone on your calls ;)

[Sumukh Rao @RaoSumukh]

Who puts their brand name on a screen protector omg 😭😭😭

[Daramgar @Daramgaria]

chased down this lady to take a photo of her louis vuitton crawfish bag this is crazy

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

“Daddy is on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberries”

[Loppy Rae @ Hurtsies are Live! @LoppyRae]

My 6yo son has been talking about needing to do his hair nice and be cute for school so he can “attract females.” I was terrified he got exposed to some alpha male shit. You know what it was?

Fucking Animal Planet.
He is learning to flirt from BIRD documentaries.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

SAY IT LOUDER, DON!

99 Cents is here to stay

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

We stand against inflation

[Josh @Playwith_Josh]

I have 3 Steam keys to give away for @DiscountyGame! Repost to enter, winners will be picked on August 21st!

[KFC @kfc]

HERE, DAMN.

[Tristan Haggard, PhD*, BiGT @TristanHaggard]

AI is not a demon... It's far worse... it's a Redditor

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

[sam @sam_starby]

you bitch

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

me, AI is the thing i’ve gone full boomer on. no i will not learn it. no i don’t care if it makes something easier. fuck you.

[Clinton @614clinton]

After my youngest daughter fixed my computer, I overheard her talking with one of her friends saying it was just an "ID ten T error.
They both starting laughing.
Not wanting to appear dumb, I walked away and wrote down the code. ID10T. She was never my favorite kid anyway.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

been passively suicidal for most of my life & never Truly planned for the future bc i didn’t think i’d still be here but now it’s Here & all my bad coping mechanisms are catching up to me & idk what i want to do idk what im passionate ab & idk how to live bc idk if i ever started

[𝑨𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑶𝒏𝒆 @AshenOne_VI]

Enemies scaling based on your level is one of the worst mechanics in gaming. It completely removes the sense of progression.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

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