screamingnspace

part time blogger, full time awesome.

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#tmw a hurricane has the same name as your ex & ppl are like, mike is gonna cause major damage, mike is going to cause a lot of problems, mike is gonna cause major flooding, mike is gonna ruin your life. Girl, I know! Where were you two years ago???

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Found the perfect outfit for @Simplynailogi all it needs is sock nails
https://t.co/QBu9EE1hTu

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Woke up in the middle of the night, stretched my hand out to the other side of the bed and thought my EX-boyfriend’s name. My ex who I haven’t been with for over a year instead of my current boyfriend who I’m very much in love with. Fuck.
Feel all guilty and sad now.

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Listening to 40s radio while I do a wet set on my hair under my weighted blanket. What a great night! 😊

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@TheAceTJShow MLM posts constantly. Younique, Avon, Thirty One, Mary Kay, juice cleanses, detoxes, etc.

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It bothers me that 12 pack condom boxes aren’t resealable but 36 pack boxes are. Because it’s somehow conceivable that you could use 12 condoms in one go but 36 is just outlandish? What are you like? Who’s using 12 in one go? Am I doing sex wrong??

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@Velvet_Crushed Why do I have a feeling there’s a “but then...” coming?

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@SteveHofstetter Just surprised they didn’t try to pull into the H as if it were two back-to-back parking spaces. Of course this is also the kind of person that parks taking up two spaces so....

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@SteveHofstetter “bull type dogs” are vicious. Exhibit A:

https://t.co/LEOkjaJ5p6

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@JeremyClarkson What if you’re sweet Caroline though?

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@_shelkerk just because it’s morally wrong doesn’t mean it’s wrong...oh wait....

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You know space force is gonna be just like everything else. Recruiter promises you’ll go to new planets and fight aliens, but somehow you end up doing guard duty at the launch base and never leave the atmosphere. #SpaceForce

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@SteveHofstetter Was hoping for a maple syrup joke. It’s there somewhere, just gotta find it (and yes that’s what she said)

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@FeveiousFever @SteveHofstetter Now I just have a lot more questions. Is it battery powered? Is there hydraulic fluid involved? Does anyone get Star Trek references? Just lots of questions.

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@SteveHofstetter I’m sure he didn’t mean all at once. Gotta spread out the fucking. Dammit man, you’re a comedian, not a machine!

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You are happy with where you’re at in your career and you don’t have any major personal goals right now in life? Yeeeeah that’s probably what’s causing your depression.
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Doc suggested I try therapy as part of my depression treatment. Went for the first time today. Highlights are as follows. Buckle up, this shit is ridiculous.

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So you like to dress in all black? Huh, I’m sure there’s something behind that psychologically, being gothic, I’ll have to look that up.
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“Well Freud said...”
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They even come up to you when you’re dressed in all black and wearing black lipstick and look kind of scary? It’s probably because some men see that as a challenge so you’re provoking them.
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You do have a tendency to smile when you talk and that’s probably leading men on. It makes them think they can come up to you and even when you say no they probably don’t accept it because of that.
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