smuttysmutwriter

yeah. I wrote that fic on Ao3. she/her, mid 30’s, 18+ only, may be NSFW, will always have bad opinions. sumo and star trek and being a bleeding heart pinko

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Ok, inspired by @Trillion_Grams a list of (largely random) headcannons that I have floating around in my head for the Right Motivation

[amber ♡ @tanijrou]

Getting the job offer and being a few weeks into the job itself

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@gian_ozumomo Akua in Paris, Netflix get in touch with us we have one hell of an idea for a show...

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@gian_ozumomo They both look so beautiful!! 🥰🥰

[ぬん🌸 @gbchan_925]

#可愛いと思う画像を無言で1枚あげる

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@gian_ozumomo Ugh the worst. I feel your pain. 😥

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Breaking: Hasan sleeps nude in an oxygen tank that he believes gives him sexual powers.

[New York Post @nypost]

Hasan Piker's seedy, sex obsessed life: Soliciting nudes, list of best breasts, and a separate laptop for porn https://t.co/uwpG2xCn0Q

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@gian_ozumomo Omg I completely missed that when I first saw the picture 😭🤣

[ALBION @TRAIN_DERAILER]

A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:

-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."

-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."

-"w-h-"

-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."

-"i don't u-"

-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."

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work is going to be super busy for me this June, and that is absolutely a crime against me as a bisexual

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Yes! Hahaha…yes!!

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This post brought to you by the third soap pump I’ve had to buy, the shower head they knocked off the wall and the alarm clock that no longer works.

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I hate being this person but god it shits me how much stuff the cleaners have broken in my house. I know they’re performing a service for me and getting annoyed about it just makes me a privileged Karen, but fuck how hard is it to not throw my stuff around!??

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@Cat1ofakind Thank you!! Wishing the same for you

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got an MRI a couple of weeks ago and have just gone through it with my physio. turns out i have some congenital spine issues, nothing too bad, but it does explain my long term pain issues.

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@Cat1ofakind The thing is, it’s actually a great show, stuff there for parents and kids. I just can’t watch it myself hahaaaa

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Does anyone else find it hard to watch bluey bc you just see how good a childhood could be with parents who actually like and enjoy children and it just makes you feel sad?

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@immyonboard Do you have a view on Canberra’s light rail?

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@LipstickZombie1 Oh god yes, that Takakeisho final match killed me! it was one of the ones I was thinking of when I had this thought. His hand grabbing sand, he already knows it'll be the last time on there competitively - heartbreaking!

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If i had any talent for video editing I'd do one of those cool sumo edits to Mitski's "I bet on losing dogs' of rikishi losing important matches.

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@gian_ozumomo 100%!! They’re his Charm Point, like Koga’s eyebrows

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King 👑

[羽咲(うさの)もちこ @mochiko_usano]

虎徹ファンのみなさん、今日から むっちりボディ を目指すかもしれない

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@gian_ozumomo His sideburns are captivating