Screwjack

I identify as nobody or that dude. Whatever tweet of mine you read sounded better to me when I was drunk.

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A string walks into a bar. Bartender points at a sign. Sign says no strings. String leaves. Ties himself into a knot, musses his hair up a bit. String walks back into the bar and orders a drink. Bartender asks aren’t you that string? String says I’m a frayed knot.

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@RoadLife2022 @rawsalerts They should have taken the lead out of paint sooner I think.

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@mindak67 @deadbats2024 @Angry_Staffer Have you been drinking salt?

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@GailSimone Everyone knows Roger doesn’t have the authority to fire you. It doesn’t mean shit until Pete says you’re fired.

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@GailSimone @FDMovie I shouldn’t have watched it. I will be frozen in place at work tomorrow looking around the jobsite for all the ways to die.

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@LucasSa56947288 The republicans did the same thing to my state years ago. The republicans rigged the game first. If they want to play that way they can’t cry about turnabout.

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@GailSimone I didn’t know writing comics paid well enough to hire someone just to butter bread. Sweet gig.

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@smalls2672 @unusual_whales For profit concentration camps of course.

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@RepKiley Good. That’s exactly what the republicans did to Missouri years ago. Don’t be pissed off when the democrats learn your dirty tricks and are better at them.

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@thewytzeh @TheNBACentel She didn’t wear that shirt.

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@EverythingDCU_ @CBSMornings Yeah he’s a moron. The guy with the bow and arrow still matters no matter how strong Superman is. James Gunn always makes me puke.

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@ratdog73 @WoodyWoodcaster When you have a WoodyWoodcaster it does.

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@WoodyWoodcaster Oh yeah!

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@phn16 Haha. Jar Jar Russel.

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@JeffreyBrower1 Happy birthday

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@NewsHour A gunshot wound? Just one?

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@atrupar Haha. It’s all the same letter. All of the countries are going to have a nice laugh with one another as they show off their copy of this ridiculous piece of paper.

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@VoteHarrisOut There are plenty of court documents detailing Trump raping underaged girls. This info was available before you voted for Trump the second time. It doesn’t really matter what you say, you voted for a pedophile and if you didn’t know it’s because you didn’t want to.

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@MJPiazza2 It took me a while to get into the way it was written. I powered through and ultimately enjoyed the book.

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@built4america @realDonaldTrump Missouri labor union texted me yesterday begging me to call my congressman because your big bullshit bill is going to cost my state tens of thousands of jobs. You’re fucking our eyeballs out and telling us how great it is. Eat shit

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@JeffreyBrower1 Good deal man. You will be back to your old self in no time.