ol’ scribe jones

take it easy

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@rcondon_ common samp W

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@1000IQNBAFan love that memory

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@infinite_jaz @TheFP @Olivia_Reingold @bariweiss she also mangled the quote! he said “if you can’t define your question,” not “if you can’t answer the question”

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@lxeagle17 @EsotericCD I agree with both you and the right-wing freak you’re replying to that it’s good and funny that Cubans are being subjected to an energy blockade and mass starvation campaign for basically no reason 👍

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@OnlineJosh_ sometimes you gotta serve up a meatball to keep em guessing. chess not checkers

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@rachellapides you’re doing the meisner technique?

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@crowcialist call me wisconsin curds the way I got this cheese squeaking 🧀😤

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@ashleyeleanor

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@bartlebytaco history doesn’t repeat, but it does rhyme https://t.co/hiEtoVVCNy

[Asya @femmecamp]

i can't stop thinking about how rupaul let a man drown

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@feb31st yessir

[Madoc Cairns @MadocCairns]

(the monarch has just died)

lets raise prayer most Ardent that the next Soverig'n will be a right godly one

(my catholic wife glares at me)

ande thatte they return to the faith catholick

(i see the constable passing by my window)

*sweating*
which is alfo in Truth reformede,

[Madoc Cairns @MadocCairns]

me in 1562 having a friday night flagon of sack with my fellows: i will notte be seen Deade at Chapell now the Protestantes hath done a Numbre on it

me on Saturday morning when the constable asks me if he'll see me at church: Most certinly Sir. Chapell gets bettre every Week Sir

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@isaiah_bb #whoremembers https://t.co/yyUdAoCUr0

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santa fans scrolling back through years of the grinch’s instagram and leaving comments telling him to kill himself. real classy, guys.

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@1000IQNBAFan

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@BriannaWu Brianna do you think “apologist” means “someone who apologizes”

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@IdahoBones mind if I notice the Pattern real quick?

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@bradjchester whole movie is great but that was the part when I thought they were gonna have to wheel me out of the theater on a gurney

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@crowcialist “In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.”