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my favorite song is the theme to Perfect Strangers

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Demolition Man is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

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Demolition Man has a serious challenge on his hands in Simon Phoenix

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Rob Schneider is in demolition man. What a relief.

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Demolition Man got out of ice jail on august 2, 2032. That means this Tuesday is Demolition Man Day. I need to plan my decorations.

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I think we just saw demolition man’s weenie. What is this movie up to?

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7 minutes in and I can tell Demolition Man doesn’t play by your rules.

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I just reinstalled this app to talk about Demolition Man

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@cl00ds Now imagine that and also living amongst hundreds of thousands of people who think Draymond Green is cool.

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@MarkhamShofner

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@StoolGreenie Only when Theis does it

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Should I buy a pickle hat?

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I hear you can measure a person’s worth by the number of cutting boards they own.

Sorry.. I HOPE you can measure. I hope.

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Im seriously considering complaining to the manager here at Bed Bath and Beyond about their music. That’s fine, right?

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After much introspection, I’ve realized we all let the dogs out.

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@Ultiworld @XiiBrands @UltiPhotos More content about Marika Austin’s “talons” please.

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@cl00ds A classic New England bad decision

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@jeskeets Exactly the same thoughts that Colonel Filmore Alley and Barnabus Oop IV had before a game of hoop-ball in 1852.

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I get that Freddy Krueger would be startling at first, but given any time exposed to his antics I have to believe anyone would realize he’s but one small level above Count Chocula on the terror scale.

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@kjscribs @Rosie Strikes and gutters. Such is life.

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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is a damn children’s movie. It’s basically Hook.