Mark

Hey. It's me. Mark.

[Mark @scrimshaw]

There is a crack, a crack in everything, That’s how the dogs get out.

[Mark @scrimshaw]

@JosephSardella_ Just text my name to 2523! (rates may apply)

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

but what of Macduff, who was from his mother's womb untimely ripped?!

[Mark @scrimshaw]

@JosephSardella_ If I'm elected, every American will vote like that.

[Mark @scrimshaw]

@JosephSardella_ Doesn't Adam just sit in that swivel chair and then spin it around when he decides who he's voting for?

[Mark @scrimshaw]

@soapythedog

[Mark @scrimshaw]

@JosephSardella_ I’m the same username over there and I’ve been enjoying it lately.

[Mark @scrimshaw]

I think of Yankee Hotel Foxtrot as a conversation where what he thinks he’s saying is “I’ve got reservations about so many things, but not about you.”

But the only words that come out are “I am the man who loves you.”

& all she hears is “I am trying to break your heart.”

[Mark @scrimshaw]

Bucc-Entertainment-E's

[Mark @scrimshaw]

@JosephSardella_ This is why the bottles say “Don’t Get Mad, Get Evian”

[Mark @scrimshaw]

@k4v1 Thanks, Kavi! Good to see you!

[Mark @scrimshaw]

What a gift! Thanks @dpatrickrodgers and @NashvilleScene for the shout. I will honor it in my heart and try to keep it all the year!

https://t.co/WaN3zmH17g

[Mark @scrimshaw]

@freddieoconnell @dpatrickrodgers Ska is on the ballot. Choose wisely.

[Mark @scrimshaw]

@dpatrickrodgers This song has been stuck in my head for most of 23 years. Maybe it should be stuck in yours too. https://t.co/cyUvOjRsMu

[Mark @scrimshaw]

@DavidDark wow

[WAG @wag____]

*watching Barbenheimer*
ME: That's Barbenheimer.

[Hannah Herner @hannah_herner]

@frenchpress nails it as always. https://t.co/mhGs2VOTSg

[Mark @scrimshaw]

Here's Tasha writing about our friend Lee who could use some help this month:
https://t.co/ZfayVXmhhY

[Mark @scrimshaw]

Lee’s writing about homelessness & addiction in NYC changed a lot of lives in Nashville, TN (mine included).

Now Lee needs our help https://t.co/Jluzixmh3r

[Mark @scrimshaw]

@JosephSardella_ Throw in a little bit of One by Harry Nilsson at the end for all the true One-Heads.