Katherine Ross

things used to be funny

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

@humanafteryall #rude

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What started as a festive "listen to every version of 'Dirty Old Town'" has devolved into the usual David Bowie/Talking Heads medley. #fuspd

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

@vanessabayer about halfway through the video I realized this kid is 100% Jacob the Bar Mitzvah boy. https://t.co/G5lmMhyBqm

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Nate is 5 years old, and he's already an expert on two things – geography and being ridiculously adorable. https://t.co/zqO3Sm3091

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

If I had a dollar for every time someone on facebook actually made the food they're sharing on facebook I would have zero dollars.

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

My face is gonna get stuck this way. Congratulations, #moonlight. 😱

[Jamil Smith جميل كريم @JamilSmith]

“[Warren] was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted,” said @SenateMajLdr, providing a history of feminism.

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

I may retweet this every day until I feel like this country is safe. https://t.co/VvKCZWpijg

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

And it's not going to stop, so we need to refocus the conversation. https://t.co/1ofsUebz1A

[LeGate @williamlegate]

@realDonaldTrump

You all realize neither China or Mexico are taking our jobs? Automation & tech is...

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

@SenJohnMcCain Thank you. Keep speaking out. Don't be complicit.

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I am completely and utterly bewildered as to why I just looked outside and saw Hunter Lake walking through my front yard.

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

How Trogdor is not the official mascot for the Bernie campaign yet is beyond me. Or am I really late on this?

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

Josh to me just now, "Do you know anyone that would want a free digital copy of Kung Fu Panda?" ...well, do I?

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery. #tired #cold

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

With Martin Shkreli in the slammer, it's the perfect opportunity for Bill Murray's caper heist of that one-of-a-kind Wu Tang album. #please

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

Tell me when you're going to make that recipe from that clickbait video you posted on Facebook. Schedule it. Pencil it in. Set a reminder.

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

All I want for Christmas is for #IdrisElba to be the next Bond.

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

Could the @pantone colors of the year be any more blah?

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

Did not realize Teddy and Franklin Roosevelt were so distantly related. #ifeeldumb

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

The ongoing war of passive aggressive grocery purchases: my 2% milk vs. Josh's water lying about being milk.

[Katherine Ross @script_merchant]

Newest card/print available for pre-order on scriptmercantile. #squadgoals https://t.co/DpcaIVF5kZ