William Keaton

Writer. Professional kitchen sink thrower. Repped by AAO Entertainment.

[William Keaton @Script_Samurai]

Mood

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Not sure about the Angel wings

[☆ @Emegothefirst]

WWE Legends Who Left Us Too Soon 💔 Which Superstar's Loss Hit You the Hardest?

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They look like they��re about to tell us about Gaza

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Shrek & Fiona’s sons in ‘SHREK 5’.

Voiced by Skyler Gisondo and Marcello Hernandez.

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This is a more grotesque use of wealth than having a (theoretical) trillion dollars

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Couldn’t they make the sex doll look less bored

[Gazetory @gazetory]

İçerik üreticisi, bir şişme bebeğin doğal görünümlü saç çizgisini saç ekimi sonrası ortaya çıkan düzenli saç çizgileriyle mizahi bir şekilde karşılaştırdı.

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Yessss

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaYZ]

Wendy’s needs to bring back the yellow color scheme.

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Oh I’d love to go here

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Old footage of a 1920s amusement park ride designed to throw people off..

People were built DIFFERENT back then. Lmao

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@diremerlin @StephenKing One of these days hea gonna take you up on it

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Goddamn, Steve was excited about it

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Stephen and Viola Armstrong watching their son Neil become the first person to walk on the Moon, 1969.

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That was mangled disaster

[nuna @nunaambon]

The best way to assemble a sandwich

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Bill Bixby

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

I did a "The Incredible Hulk" tv show post.

Let's get your thoughts on who did it best?

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I did not expect this song to take this turn

[Redd @ReddCinema]

‘It’s a Hard Knock Life’ Allison Smith in 1982

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@GodsChosen69 @1912Mateus @izzynobre The guy is a 56-year-old civil police officer L.T. from Mato Grosso, who has a record of complaints for threats, bodily injury, abuse of authority, and homicide-related investigations. He hasn’t been arrested yet.

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@diremerlin If I had a dime for every time some hillbilly told me that…

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@ironCardSec Amazing

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Made my own sauce for spaghetti for the first time

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These are better than the ass burgers at Cook Out who don’t even know how to sauté an onion

[Eastside Show SCP / RPC @EastsideShow]

I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.

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@damintoell I’m pretty sure Barbie didn’t have a vagina so this seems way off the mark

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@DougDoodberg lol

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I’m not letting him win

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Paddy Pimblett fought a boxer with Down syndrome in a charity exhibition match. He let the guy score a knockout.

What great sportsmanship.

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Saw a doe
A deer
A female deer