fleabag script bot

tweeting the entire fleabag script. tweets every 20 minutes for (at least) 12 hours everyday.

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

(to camera)
This is a love story.

[lucia @skltontwins]

se escuchó un corchazo en petrolero baleado

[Out Of Context Fleabag @fleabagnocontxt]

Fleabag's official Instagram page just posted this.... 👀👀👀👀

[lucia suspendida @lokishaller]

@fleabag so true happy father’s day!

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

@KMaeMag [Will come back soon though.]

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

@KMaeMag [Yes. Maybe.]

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

[Claire and Fleabag follow Dad inside. Claire struggles in with the garland and a bassoon case. Fleabag keeps getting hit by it.]

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

CLAIRE
Unless you can find a way to stop this horrendous wedding from happening —

[Dad opens the door.]

DAD
Girls, come in!

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

FLEABAG
Do you need me to—

CLAIRE
I don’t need you.

(beat)

To do anything, thank you.

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

CLAIRE
She’d better be quick today. I have a serious appointment later that I can’t miss. It’s very important.

FLEABAG
(concerned)
What kind of appointment?

CLAIRE
A serious one. I can’t miss it, Ok?

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

[She rings it and they stand in the doorway. Fleabag lets out an unhealthy groan.]

CLAIRE
Are you going to be sick?

FLEABAG
(pulling herself together)
No.

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

FLEABAG
I can get the bell.

CLAIRE
NO, NO, I’VE GOT IT.

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

CLAIRE
Well, at least someone’s having fun.

[They reach the front door, Claire struggling to reach the doorbell.]

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

CLAIRE
Big night last night?

FLEABAG
Is it obvious?

[Claire’s look indicates it definitely is obvious.]

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

FLEABAG
I can at least take the bassoon.

CLAIRE
I’m perfectly balanced, thank you.

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

[Claire struggles through the gate.]

FLEABAG
Do you need a hand with any of …

CLAIRE
No, no, no, no.

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

[They both reach the gate at the same time.]

FLEABAG
Hi.

CLAIRE
Hi.

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

[Coming from the opposite direction is Claire, carrying an enormous wedding arch garland thing, and a bassoon in a case.]

[fleabag script bot @scriptfleabag]

FLEABAG
Oh God.

(to camera)
I’m not gonna be sick.

(to camera)
I’m not gonna be sick.