DevOps Dan

It's only devops if it's from the Devops region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling IT

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Code drunk, debug sober

#amCoding #SorryHemingway #programming

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If you set a goal and then observe yourself moving towards that goal, it will make you happy. This is a fundamental fact and one of the most important things you can know. You can change your mood by changing your goals

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So, is it cool to give Chewbacca chocolate or

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The Tetris Effect played out in real life: lawyers who cross examine their friends

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Actual law firm in Philly. Specializing in plea bargains. They'll get your sentence down to two minutes.

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Today, a junior dev asked me the best skill to learn to move to the next level.I said they should communicate better than anyone on their team. It will make them valuable in every sphere in which they operate. It makes a person useful in any career they choose. Big rocks first.

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First rule of recursive fight club is that you must announce the first rule of recursive fight club.

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38 minutes into the project meeting.

Everyone: *staring at me*
Me:
Everyone:
Me: This is a hard escape room

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@brandon_trabon whoami

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If procrastination was not evolved into us for a reason, then why do we use the term "deadline" to represent the thing we are trying to avoid? Instead of using something aspirational, like victoryline, birthdate, whatever, we went straight for death and a clear warning to avoid.

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@George63210667 @RogerZenAF I hope you're right. That makes the story even better.

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I think the reason that we distrust billionaires so much is that we instinctively recognize that they have forgotten the one principle upon which every single community is founded: always share your leftovers

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@George63210667 @RogerZenAF Which was what Armstrong was *supposed* to say, but flubbed it and said "one small step for man." I wonder whether the quote would have been as memorable if he had just read the script correctly.

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@RogerZenAF "I'm your huckleberry" was used regularly during that era, whereas there is scant evidence "I'm your huckle bearer" was widely used.

I think we need to go to the video judges for a ruling: what did it actually say in the script itself?

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@wtravishubbard Can you give an example of what you believe is a real meritocracy, outside of the academic realm?

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Ah yes, here it is, that moment where I enter my super complicated password to my corporate email account and it tells me the password failed and I conclude that I have obviously been locked out and am about to be fired.

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Quite curious when the first championship poker series is going to feature AI bots

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The wolf may be a tragedy for the rabbit but the rabbit is a blessing for the wolf. - Einstein explaining relativity over too many beers at the tavern

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That moment when you leave the @Zoom meeting by pressing CTRL-Q, but it was a different application that was active, so it closes in the background, so you press CTRL-Q again and another application closes in the background, and it's turtles all the way down

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@manojkrs29 @PicturesFoIder 8111 (but you gotta turn it upside down)