Sophie McCook

Author of Thinkless, a novel that was actually written by all the bored monkeys STILL writing Shakespeare. Ah well...tiny steps

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When life skip dived next found #Succession ‘s rejected plot lines.
Im neither #teamElon or #teamMark more just #teamRememberWhenThingsWerelessAwful ?

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My uncle @GUSmoking is part of the Keyboard Karaoke team.
This amazing lady @ToriSiegs brightened up everyone’s day. Talent 🤩

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@NMacklon Hi Nick, my mother is trying to contact you ahead on my father’s funeral (30th March at Snape Maltings). You’re a tricky guy to find! Maybe you could email Mary???? Many many thanks.

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Wasn't expecting this when the tributes started flowing.

The late Terry Hall and Sinead O'Connor do Dana.

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@Baddiel It’s to calm worried vegetarians I guess? I mean, we can no longer blame the EU banana dept.

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

I can only imagine it was either Meghan Markle, Rose West or Nicola Sturgeon who gave him this haircut

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@AgathaChocolats Tree sighed, lay back, lit cigarette

[Mark Stokes @StokesNeuro]

Hi folks, I’m afraid it’s time for me to say goodbye. Not just leaving Twitter, but the whole show. I’ve been battling cancer last 2 years, but now only have a few days left now. Thank you wonderful people, I leave this crazy world with much love in my heart ❤️

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@shaunwkeaveny Oh god. You’ve got to sing to the very end

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@RalphRees3 @PetcheyHoldings This disgusting and heartless act is a piece of social vandalism.
Surely the shareholders of @PetcheyHoldings remember a time when they just did something that was innocent and fun, as children? Why steal that away?

[Ralph Rees @RalphRees3]

@PetcheyHoldings Sir Jack Petchey, please don't let them close our rink!

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@onezeropoint @Ned_Donovan @omotforest That’s exactly what I think every time I pass it

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Elon is good. Elon is protect us and kind man. Everything is happpy today. From Richad Twitter.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

The most important issue of our time. Please rethink ⁦@RishiSunak⁩ https://t.co/03rvzaYxX0

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@Zarandi @pauljohnathan Inspirational!!

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@IAmTimDowling Seconding @patslide - guising is still going strong in the Highlands. It was - and still is- the best way for the children to get to know their older neighbours. Now that I live in London, I refuse children any sweets until they give me a party piece.

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@james_blue_cat They’re passively exploding shards of broken mirror glass at passengers. Illustrating the figurative through the literal, they ignorantly slice bystanders with jagged forms of their own self image; brittle, distorted, self absorbed. The true scourge of modern transport. And life

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@Pandamoanimum Have found that a whole bag of CoOp (sea) salt and (Chardonnay) vinegar actually makes me smell of pure salt for about 3 days after. To stop wafting around like a fisherman I’ve had to give up on them (😢 cries salt tears)

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@thatsoundbloke @Vanjpes Also. Number 42

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@grace_bollins @OpenUniversity Well done! I am 2 years away from finishing a degree I started in 2012.
Also, I like that the gown is the same colours as the Ukrainian flag!!