script.

just make sure they play my documentary on telemundo.

[script. @ScriptRivers]

life's a party and im too drunk to drive home

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i can't be moved.

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🤣

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

If we include off the field stuff it’s obviously Ben but if we are only talking on the field?? It’s obviously Ben

[script. @ScriptRivers]

much to be done 🧹

[Retropolis @retropolisart]

Taxi Driver (1976)

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the coffee's strong this morning

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lmaooo i get it

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

Delivery driver throws a package at a charging dog before attempting to fight the homeowner

[script. @ScriptRivers]

get ben rape out of the fuckin picture lmao

[Chad @braves2430]

Who's the worst QB in this photo? 💥

[script. @ScriptRivers]

in the pool, working on my mid-range jumper.

[Alasdair Gold @AlasdairGold]

That's just what Harry Kane does.

[script. @ScriptRivers]

harry kane 🐐

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Imagine you late for work and you gotta tell HR it was because a Albino nigga stopped traffic on i75 to make a music video 😭

[script. @ScriptRivers]

pace yourself johnny

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i'm in my guinness era.

[script. @ScriptRivers]

brother i suggest you shut up and have some fun

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[script. @ScriptRivers]

look to hard and you'll never actually find it

[script. @ScriptRivers]

"i don't think i like figuring things out."

[script. @ScriptRivers]

i have limitless energy & i'm healthy as fuck

[script. @ScriptRivers]

i'll get everything back.

[script. @ScriptRivers]

where would you be if you had nobody