James Isaac Neutron

The Gemini you never knew you needed. Instagram: scriventheTHIRD

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

It’s fine @Beyonce. I’ll just pretend it’s June 2011. #4

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

My hand grazed a vagina today while assisting in picking up a prop in class. As a platinum gay, I am severely unwell. Pray for me as we enter Pride month. #confessionsofagaypilatesinstructor

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

Good Afternoon to the Ebanks sisters and only the Ebanks sisters. Floor seats acquired. #beyhaw 🤠

[alex @steven_lebron]

he’s getting called into work rn

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

Y’all gunna have me out here tomorrow in a Colombian soccer jersey living in Florida? 🤷🏾‍♂️

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

I wish y’all would stop calling these megaformer classes Pilates. They are not. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

Don’t procreate today. It leads to Scorpios. ✌🏾 ❤️

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

Definitely not Ozempic guys. Thank you to last week’s food poisoning. ✌🏾

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

@EncantoMovie gets me every single time!

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

I think I’m morphing into a circuit gay. Who am I?! 🫢🙃😎😵‍💫

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

“Words mean things you stupid bitch!” — @crissles #theread

[A - A Political Hater @Deenike]

Beyoncé better price those tickets like someone who told people to quit their jobs last July 😭😭😭

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

Sure @Beyonce, have a presale while a bunch of gays are on a cruise with horrible reception. Straights, this is your time to prove your allyship. 💁🏾‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🚢🐝

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

#justiceforcarole 🐯

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

It’s been a @ShaniaTwain Renaissance week for me. Richly blessed.

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

BREAKING NEWS: @Apple has interracial handshakes. 🫱🏾‍🫲🏻

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

Take a journey with me…Fruit by the Foot, but make it prosciutto. That is all.

[James Isaac Neutron @scriventheTHIRD]

Y’all really be down here in South Florida trying to make Fall happen. No! I draw the line at bushels of hay. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[noella 🔜 dream con @yonoella]

what a beautiful week for black people on magazine covers