Simon C R Lewis

Lover of simplicity

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Oh come on @Morrisons, not only is 29p WAY too expensive, but you have the GALL to do this whilst continuing to selling fruit and veg in defined quantities in plastic wrapping, when all I want is a couple of them in an (entirely recyclable) paper bag. #greenwashing at its finest.

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What's wrong with your customer service @ray_ban? No answer on the phone, nothing on chat, no reply to my email. Premium price? Yes. Premium brand? I don't think so. My order says it'll be delivered 4 days in the past. Are you going to build a time machine? Please let me know...

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Come on @Morrisons Cambourne! You HAVE to accept batteries for recycling. It’s the law. https://t.co/VwYwjZtHJY. Telling me “We’ve not been sent a bin for 6 months” and trying not to take my batteries is not good enough. Compliance please! @OfficeforSandS

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@HSBC_UK_Help Done, but it's your general helpline. I'll be AMAZED if my comment ever makes it to the right person, AND I get a response.

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@HSBC_UK_Help Tried hard to find "feedback on our new site" or similar. Couldn't find it. Another #UXFAIL I'm afraid :-(

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@HSBC_UK Can't BELIEVE that new online site rudely moans at sortcodes with dashes when making payments! Then puts them itself. #UXFAIL

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@olivernmoody 850mw? Think your sub ed just wrecked your science creds in article on eclipse...

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@Dannythefink Yes. Once in original (I tweeted you then), and again today. Just being helpful. Scientists easily confused by wrong case. :-)

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@dannythefink Tell the Times that Einstein says E=mc^2, NOT E=MC^2. In science, case matters. You've done this twice now!

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Lots of lovely technology at #Bett2014 today, but teachers - what are the big unsolved problems at school? How could technology help?

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@pinkl3mon Red

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@psidnell Of course...

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I know some of you out there appreciate this sort of thing. You know who you are...

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According to Brian Cox's popular book on quantum theory, the world now makes 100 times more transistors than grains of rice annually.

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@fanana @Alex_MacAdam @rolandharwood Sounds like I should bring my homemade #welshcakes to our next meeting.

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A journalist who understands probability? We should have him stuffed. What are the chances of six double-yolkers? http://t.co/JvL4r9ft

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How the digital world can learn from the mechanical - http://t.co/tdQRBLVB

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@Xander_Lewis You're not supposed to be tweeting when you're sick! :-)