Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon

what do you cant most the least?

[Meg @heirmeg]

at marshalls, who need a true religion portable charger

[—͟͞͞★ @wyatravis]

monstrously horny for just one specific person and it's driving me nuts

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

I spend a lot of my time worrying that my girlfriend isn’t eating enough.

[Flork @FlorkOfCows]

They should make a soap that’s as big as a horse and you have it in your shower and it’s the shape of a horse and it’s the shower horse

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

Someone talk some sense in to me. Bc stg I’m gonna do it.

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

@madsdanae “I’m sorry I’m sorry. Sorry. My bad.”

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

I had to shave my beard off work and had a little fun with it but my friends took it and ran with it.

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

@milkinhisbag I just wanna see how their living room is set up.

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

Why have I been thinking about Zao circa 2002 so much?

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

@abbyygiirl Ya know. Maybe everything will be alright. Images like this give me hope.

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

@TheDougFiles I hope it’s me.

[trap dad @dude_gang]

telling her “good comms” during sex

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

@DrChristinaG91 Every day.

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

I’m on the fifth book in the Red Rising series and it’s all I can think about.

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

So I saw Project Hail Mary and played Starfield for hours bc of it. I went to Tau Ceti and looked for Rocky. Nothing. :(

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

@Docquistador It may not seem like it to the untrained eye but the upside down man with the dick in his hand is actually in control here.

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

Found this little guy on the sink at work. It was struggling to get out so I made a little ramp.

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

@girldrawsghosts @spicy_fetus They literally spell it out. There’s dialogue about it.

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

I’ll never shut up about good Spectral is. One of my favorite sci-fi movies.

[Hevy Kevy the Humanoid Buffoon @Scrmables]

@dolasydd I’m curious about the healing process and you gonna get it colored in?