yo met these two homeless guys on a stroll and decided to treat them to a meal at dave and busters
both of them kept trying to stab me but its chill im too good at sword fights to get caught by knives
pretty good but im banned for life from the location so ill have to savour it
[🦇] "...One, that's fair I fucking guess..."
"...Two... I ask myself the same question every night..."
[🔪] "I NEED OLIVER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE! NOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
“I’m not giving you JACK SHIT. Unless you have something else to pay me back with, I’m hanging onto what’s mine.”
“…okay she’s disturbing me actually, what’s going on.”
[🦇] "...Can you give me some? A friend of mine is going fuckin' feral again..."
[🔪] "OLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVERRUBYOLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVEROLIVERRUBY~!"
[In the event it happens again, note that I’ve been impersonated by Skaryhater recently. Please DM me if you notice it has happened again, and/or DM @Turnt3chg0dhed to confirm that the account you’re talking to/interacting with is me.]
//im still going to wait a bit to be sure, and definitely change layouts when i feel ready, but i think skaryhater is gone. For now at least.
Thank you all again for helping me out, I dread to imagine how things would have been without you all. Seriously, you mean a lot to me.
others could feel with my pfp showing up liking their tweets.
Rant over. If *you* see this, please just calmly stop. Stop pretending to be me, and stop harassing people.
//the bad thing about being awake late is that all the stresses of the day have time to really eat away at you. That is to say, fuuuuck I wish I could have a break from this guy. I didn’t even know he existed until two days ago, and now I’m stressed ill remind people of him +
even if they know the difference.
I had already planned to change layouts at some point, but I’m sort of hurt that now I can’t even look at my own work without thinking of him. Sure I made it as a placeholder, but it’s still my own. And if I think that, I can’t imagine how +
//new pinned;
I’m being impersonated. I suspect said person isn’t going to stop anytime soon, so only interact with me if you know that I’m the real deal. If you arent sure, DM @Turnt3chg0dhed for confirmation on the @ and details.
Original pinned below.
//hey so a bunch of my mutuals are being followed by skaryhater, so be sure to check if they recently followed you.
Remember, if you think you’re already following me, you probably are. As well, you can always dm my main accounts to double check anything about me
// Hello. Due to recent events in my side of the parodyspace, I just wanted to tell everyone that you are loved and respected no matter what. (Unless you're a bad person on your own merit that is!)
Don't let a hard day or person get to you, alright? You have it in the bag.
//since skaryhater is stalking my account, if you are worried about him or want to avoid him altogether id suggest avoiding commenting on my posts.
As well, keep me updated on if he starts to try anything else. I’d like to keep him from getting any traction whatsoever.
//i just want to say thank you to everyone, im probably not going to post for a while to avoid association with that guy, but i really cant thank you all enough for your help. I love the extended parody communities, and it’s this camaraderie that reassures me of that love.