Steven Seals

[Steven Seals @scrof42]

Play The Carpenters' We've Only Just Begun please @BangarangTheDj

[Steven Seals @scrof42]

Fundraiser auction for https://t.co/eFOZJNbEHf is now online at https://t.co/2l0tfAsHPR with some decent things to bid on.

[Steven Seals @scrof42]

Fixed the catch rule, now they should fix this one.

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

I absolutely abhor the rule that a fumble into the end zone is a touchback. If it’s fumbled one inch in front of the pylon, the ball is spotted there. If it’s fumbled two inches further, it’s a touchback?

[Steven Seals @scrof42]

https://t.co/wtutN132BE #23andMe #LuckyYou #StPatricksDay

[Steven Seals @scrof42]

Dear lord no.. https://t.co/ZElrWHKUd1

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

.@SarahPalinUSA: Governors are "our last line of defense" against ISIS https://t.co/UJHLQvWzrt via @DeenaZeina

[The Pickle @sportspickle]

Ryan Mallett just asked his manager at Walmart to change the channel on all the TVs in the Electronics Department.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

"When my people died, no country bothered to light up its landmarks" https://t.co/JxyKgvLCQt

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

Hoyer has Jalen Strong in @DraftKings

[Texas Library Assn. @TXLA]

Linus is onto you, libraries.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN obtained medical charts that show Giants DE Jason Pierre-Paul had right index finger amputated today.

[Steven Seals @scrof42]

Jason... Derulo

[Steven Seals @scrof42]

The short crew #iknowben #BostonCalling

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Jameis Winston Wows Teams With Ability To Tell Them Exactly What They Want To Hear http://t.co/mP0YxSDArI

[Steven Seals @scrof42]

"@AP: helium balloon from Japan to North America, to break records: http://t.co/CNDLUBaxVZ" Hope Pats eq. team didn't help fill it up!

[Patrick Daugherty @RotoPat]

Nate Solder a bigger TD threat than Cordarrelle Patterson.

[JJ @Jslim86]

@PeytonsHead

[Steven Seals @scrof42]

Almost as excited for the @PeytonsHead vs. @AndrewLucksHead tweets this weekend as I am to watch the actual game.

[Emmy Blotnick @emmyblotnick]

Whoever named Almond Joy and Mounds clearly liked one waaay better than the other

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Watching this game like... #AZvsCAR