Swapping on Robinhood chain is a guessing game
the best price hides across a dozen venues, and nobody checks them all
Today i'm launching Scrooge, a router & DEX that checks every route before you trade
https://t.co/uJYRIgyD54
pay less, buy more
Before someone takes the dev's keyboard away:
• The 1M must be $SCROOGE you bought, not sent to you
• Any pair, $100+, through Scrooge. Buying your 1M here counts
• Once per wallet, 20 wallets a day
• Ends Oct 8 00:00 UTC or when all 100 are paid
https://t.co/ai6Ou3mphb
Our dev has officially lost it 🫠
Bought the migration dip with personal funds. Now giving the bag away
Hold 1M $SCROOGE, trade $100+ on Scrooge, get 50,000 $SCROOGE seconds later. First 100 wallets
A Scrooge giving money away. Unheard of 🤣
https://t.co/UXxmc3I9wL
$117.47 more for Scrooge traders.
Across 131 compared swaps since 26 Sep, traders got $117.47 more than a direct DEX swap would have given, after gas on both sides.
Every compared swap counts, including the ones that came out behind. The biggest gains come on bigger trades.
You can keep donating money to bad execution.
Scrooge would never.
Every venue searched. Best route found. More tokens in your wallet.
Every penny counts.
More to come
@faxaver There is a specific version of metamask browser extension that does something weird. I will find it and will ensure it goes through. Thanks for pointing out
Limit orders are live on Scrooge.
Pick your price and sign the order for free. Independent fillers settle it on chain once the market gets there, and your tokens stay in your wallet until then.
Orders last 1, 7 or 30 days, and you can cancel any time.
More to come so billions can swap
Connect your wallet and open Portfolio, Approvals is at the bottom: https://t.co/J8ftgV69J1
Each revoke is one transaction that sets the allowance to 0, so it costs a tiny network fee.
Know who can spend your tokens.
Portfolio -> Approvals shows the allowances your wallet has open, to any app: who can spend each token and how much, unlimited ones flagged.
Revoke any of them in one transaction. Scrooge itself only asks for the exact amount a swap needs.
Long launches are now on Scrooge.
The Launches page has a Pons | Long switch: Long's newest tokens and its most traded, each anchored to a Stock Token, ETH, $AI or a leveraged token.
Buy one after it launches, priced across every venue at once.
https://t.co/4UAOd8layM
More goods incoming
Where the router sent it:
ScroogeRouterX 88%
Pons 4.3%
KyberSwap 3.1%
Uniswap v3 2.5%
Nordstern 2.1%
Thanks to the first 18 traders. Next stop: $100k
Billions will swap
First milestone: $10k routed through Scrooge 🎉
124 swaps from 18 traders, more than half of it in the last 24 hours. ScroogeRouterX settled 88% of the volume
Every swap verified on chain before it counts:
https://t.co/ai6Ou3lRrD
Who likes transparency? I do.
No wallet holds more than 3% of $SCROOGE
572 holders. 8.16% locked for good by Pons, 1.44% burned, the deployer at 0.53%
The top 100 holders, when they bought and sold, even the wallet the deployer sent SCROOGE to, read straight from the chain:
https://t.co/60lavM8fkx
billions will swap
What the page checks, live:
- largest wallet 2.96%, top 10 wallets 19.65%
- liquidity locked for good, in a Pons contract with no way to pull it
- 1.44% burned, all of it the deployer's launch buy
- every wallet the deployer sent SCROOGE to, flagged