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[DesiredCE @DesiredCE]

Halo Epstein Island gameplay: (Early Access)

[Rian @riansburner]

I’m never being nice ever again

[Madison @madis_sins]

deep fry every one of your serotonergic terminals in just 72 hours with this one neat device

[richard @richard_normal]

you hear stories about how people win the lottery and it ruins their life, destroys their relationships, and ends up leaving them destitute. i want it known that would not happen to me. if i won the lottery id be very happy. it would easily work out well for me.

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

phone, wallet, the generational curse, keys, vape

[allegedly! 🔡 @januarycomputer]

this one i find incredibly useful, if i ever snooze an alarm it automatically allows me to start my life over

[pavdoggy @pavrazv]

@EllerProp Yea i was trying to sort this out in my head how it could form, id never seen anything like it. i think its a gigantic buildup of condensation due to lack of cleanliness (freezer fans were prolly never checked) + mold spores from rotting food creating horrors beyond comprehension

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

The thrill of using a word in conversation when you’re only 60% sure what it means

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

@alpinekaka this is everytime the uber driver wants to talk to me

[thalas cec makonho 🦊 @thalas01]

OS CHINES TAO ESPALHANDO A TECNICA DO GOZO INFINITO PQP

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

Autozone app just synced with my contacts and I didn’t even try to intervene

[pika 🦦 @pikapictured]

It fits so well 😭

[trap dad @dude_gang]

A24 this A24 that I’m bout to get A 24 pack of ice cold beers from the store

[¥ n ₱ @nne0max]

there’s actually a ton you can get in life if you could just momentarily subject yourself to the mortifying ordeal of asking for it

[Megaphonix @MegaphonixMusic]

counterstrike players during buy phase explaining the round's potential plays to their teammates:

[Mayce Tomlin @maycetomlin]

Bro I used to come home sometimes and my PlayStation would just be gone. And I wasn’t in trouble😭😭😭

[Clokus @ItsClokus]

The home wholesome thing on YouTube rn

[Shredder: Thoughts of a Poli Sci Guy @BeBipartisan]

@Iheilhoppe2 It’s real. Here’s a photo I took today while scouting ahead for the full invasion.