Secret Mountain

•pop songs about dogs & existential dread• •booking: [email protected] • new album streaming now •

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

HEY OUR SINGLE FROM OUR UPCOMING ALBUM IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW https://t.co/Yo8mGNdXyH

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

this is... the best flyer i've ever seen

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

@OpraZebb @PizzaTowergame @Fangamer GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

[Opra Zebb 🔜 TooManyGames 2026 @OpraZebb]

Any of my mutuals got any contacts at fangamer? Been trying to pitch some merch but they're hard to get in contact with

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

fuck marry kill

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

drinking my own diarrhea AMA

[News12NJ @News12NJ]

RECALL ALERT: A frozen fruit mix sold at Trader Joe's, Costco has been recalled due to Hepatitis A risk.

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[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

@dana_gorab hello !

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

@dana_gorab fleas and ticks really bother

[Max Falvey @max_falvey]

I STAY STRAPPED W/ THAT THANG!

(that thang is season 1 of Food Network’s ”Unwrapped.” I carry the VHS box set everywhere I go. This is a cry for help. I lose a part of myself when the tapes are left at home. The show juggles being both informative and fun. I can't stop.)

[steve. is done 💛 @steve65band]

idk who has to hear this but THERE IS NO SAFE WAY TO RETURN TO GIGS THAT DOESNT FEEL WEIRD. sure you can stand six feet apart with a mask on your face but you can also take your eggs out of your DIY basket and direct that energy towards fighting white supremacy

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

I know we’re not an active band but here I am to speak on what I assume is a group consensus and say this with my whole fucking chest, black lives matter, trans black lives matter, defund the police and I don’t give a fuck if your friends a cop their job fucking SUCKS. Thnx- Alex

[Ali Nugent @OfAllThingsAli]

The cu*k cave of my 2004 Honda Pilot , @scrtmntn + me and liam have entered the chat.

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

@max_falvey Well your uncle loves these fat lips

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

@raymondchalme @slimespirit69 @realbitchfinger Let’s figure it out.

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

It’s been a minute since I’ve seen them but now it’s time @HeartAttackMane

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

Haha, just kidding..... unless 🙈🙊🥴

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

@dana_gorab For you I’m sure we could make it happen

[Secret Mountain @scrtmntn]

Big band reunion coming up, not playing music or anything but chilling maybe