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Poop!

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@ElonMusk I'll start calling it X if you start calling her Vivian.

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@pshumate S-E-X-X-Y

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I haven't been able to access twitter on my phone since having to relog in. That's pretty much the end of my twitter experience. I really only use it on mobile, and I can't anymore thanks to... whatever decision it was to break mobile for non blue checkmarks. Ciao!

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@pshumate Topical!

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@ALT_uscis Can’t they just assign him a public defender?

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Well, we all knew Jimmy Pesto was a jackass… but I never expected he was an insurrectionist!

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@JimZub I… don’t ever bother rewatching it. :(

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@pshumate I was sweating this one!

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@pshumate Today required some mental flexibility!

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@DavidSacks Good!

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@pshumate https://t.co/XhsWAo3IPX

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Ratio’d by a note

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people on here be like “cigarettes are bad for you. source: the FDA”

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It’s been 12 years since I joined twitter. Doubt we’ll make it to 13! I don’t really bother to post here, and everyone I follow is leaving to for less aggressively shitty platforms. So… hooray? #MyTwitterAnniversary

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One of my best!

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Penguins walking in 5x speed

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@elonmusk @krassenstein Just because YOU are evil doesn’t mean EVERY billionaire is evil. I mean, they probably are. Extreme wealth destroys empathy. But Soros seems pretty benign compared to Koch, Murdoch, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and the Walburtons. Oh and you. You seem way worse than Soros.

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@jessbepuzzled I am replying so I might remember when I am home!

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@pshumate The studio ALWAYS has notes.