Scalpels & Scrubs 🖤

Scrubulating one plastic surgery at a time.

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I’ve been a @fitbit customer for over 6 years now. My Versa’s HR tracker quit working (it’s 18 months old) and they won’t replace it because it’s been over a year since purchase. But they’ll give me 25% off a new one?! GARBAGE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!

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After Sunday’s fuckery, Tiny and I decided we needed a day of beauty and pampering. 💇🏼‍♀️

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So, this is how my week started.. with a good t-bone. Luckily, my toddler didn’t get a scratch on her, and I’ve only got a very angry, bruised shoulder.
I highly recommend Jeep Cherokees. That bitch took the hit like a champ!

(Yeah, my front wheel is broken off.)

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I already know this will be me. Game starts at 2pm so afternoon shift is fuuuuucckkked for a hope and dream of being remotely on time today. 😫

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Heading to work balls early on this glorious home opener of college football season. Dear sweet baby Jesus.. make good decisions, Morgantown.

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My toddler has been such an emotional train wreck the past week.. but dear lord in heaven, tonight is a dumpster fire. 🔥😭

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8 months later and I’ve lost 90 pounds. I’m not usually one to toot my own horn.. but BEEP BEEP! 💖

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Bahahaha. I’ve already had 3 of these moments since going back to work last week. Uh.. it’s already different. Stop being difficult.

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@SassyBlonde_xox Keto. 🥑

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Fuckkkk yesss 💃🏼🎉

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I sure did miss my Hello Kitty badge reel and ill fitting hospital provided scrubs!

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Omg, unweaving myself from my cuddly toddler broke my heart though 💔

I’m not going to cry.
I’m not going to cry.
I’m not going to cry.
Maybe I’m crying a little..

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Spent my weekend cleaning my house top to bottom. And now.. I’m getting ready for WORK for the first time in 18 months 💃🏼🎉

Too bad it’s business casual bullshit and not comfy scrubs and a messy bun, but I’ll take it for this week!

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Oh my goddddd
I start work in a week.
I cannot waaaaait to start scrubbing cases again!

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For the first time in forever,
there’s a full length picture of me that doesn’t make me cringe ❤️
I’m a work in progress, but I’m liking the path I’m on.

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Coban.

The redneck duct tape of nursing.

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You tell em Dr. Bailey!

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What a damn troll!